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date night tomorrow night, so hendricks and tonics with a slice of cucumber and white russians with 99 flakes in them!

DEXTER!!

Last night my wife told me to give her 9 inches and make it hurt so i **** her 3 times and punched her in the face

Again I'll ask - where IS Gabby15??? :-) Gone. :cry: pretty sure he got a red card!

which ones the odd one out, a washing machine, woman, dishwasher or toaster? the toaster coz it doesnt drip when it gets ****

kids that go to the poshest of boarding schools dont all end up like that either

i thought there was no such thing as upper-class and there was only upper middle-class any way i am not ashamed to say i am upper-class if it exists and upper middle if it doesnt. i have never looked down on anyone because of the class they are in and dont expect anyone to look down on me because of the class i am in(although it does happen from time to time) obviously in school and other areas of my life, i have met many snobby upper-class people and i think its a horrible attributebut you get the equivalent from the working class Since moving to dublin for university(ucd not trinity) i have no higher percentage of friends in any category

facebook is the way to go!!! its he easiest way to chat up women, especialy now it has chat system facebook is the reason for my last 2 girlfrinds and the girl im dating now, sad i know

um not a fan, tried a few things here and there, but drugs just dont work with me, i gneed to be in control and i get headaches from weed by the way th in things at the moment are MDMA, which is "E" powder you can snort and "special K" which is ketamine(horse tranquiliser)

my best friends dad taught tim henman how to play tennis(obviously not well enough!) i have barry mcguigans life time acheivemant award in my flat

i subconsciously always go blonde, always!

THIS HAS GOTTA BE THE ONE LADS!! I agree for the meantime, probably won't last though. My Vote

i still have faith myself, i think there might still be 3 signings especially as it looks like cahills gone