Of course you would. You arent important enough to get a free ticket!
Ah feck it....I'll just turn up, seems to work for Scousers
Do you have a moustache and curly hair?
Any spare tickets mate?
Eh eh what you on about lad
Aha! You've seen the Rogue Gallery thread Although it's not a moustache...clearly an inability to shave.
I'm sat in a hotel in Liverpool right now, I have a chair up against the door and a gun at the ready