I would like to make a request to all of you that reside in or around Birmingham. I live in Notts and so I'm sorry to say Bluenoses are safe from my wrath and laughter today, lucky them. So i would like to ask my fellow Villa fans to remember me today.
When you are all hammering those sad pathetic noses take a moment to remember those less fortunate than yourselves, those Villa fans in exile. Savour the moment, make sure every little dig you give is delivered with style and that you twist the knife at every opportunity.
Then we you think they have had enough give them some more, for those fans like me who can't give them some in person and remind them of just how shite they are and always have been and how daft their opinion was that they would over take us.