Witton_Lane

You won't be laughing when we beat you next week you claret and blue git :x Ah **** it I can't do it, not even in jest, I'm back to Villa again despite the Calzaghe thing. Tried the same once winding a friend up. It was awkward to say the least. Had to have a acid bath! I used to give out a lot of work to a contractor at our place who was a big fan of the filth and he was always inviting me down to the Sty for executive box days....my mates used to get really pissed off at me for going occasionally, couldn't see the harm myself. Free beer, and the chance to laugh at that shower of useless words removed, good day out usually - unless they won.

There was nothing decent even said after the first page either so it's a strange one Anyway, Chavez to get him off the charge? If the rumours are true, he won't be facing charges....

They wouldn't be kipping were I to have my way. If it's proper, quality bacon then any 'accompaniment' will be more than a distraction, it'll be a hindrance. Good meat don't need nothing else! Eggs is for egg and bacon; bacon is for bacon. You're being too Heston Blumenthal about a proper bit of nosh. :winkold: Not happy about the Heston comparison, he's a true berk. If I'm honest about it then boiled bacon tops rashers every day of the week anyway, especially the smoked stuff. In sandwiches, in meals, in every way you want to serve it then boiled bacon>fried rashers. Yep, a boiled bacon sarnie needs no accompaniment.....but fried bacon needs eggs and mushrooms. (where's Laura, we need her inane input at this point, surely?)

Had one years ago....I feel another "oh shit that was a bad nights sex" story coming on so I won't continue.

You know something....you might be right, I don't think I've ever tried it without. I might just do that in the week, I'll report back on my findings. I have tried the sarnie with ketchup, HP, Daddies, Mayo (don't laugh) BBQ sauce and about 4 types of mustard but never without any sauce at all. I can understand the sarnies you've gone for but for a good bacon sarnie one needs to rely upon good quality bacon. Spend twice as much on the bacon and don't include the extras. Then again, this isn't bad bacon: That looks more like kippers to me, but that's an alternative breakfast option that isn't up for discussion here. I have to disagree about the humble bacon sarnie though - it doesn't matter how much you spend on the bacon, eggs ALWAYS improve the sandwich. I won't debate the sauce but the accompaniments I'll argue about, right here, right now.

Oh, age and wisdom. She had 38 DD's too :x I was about 25 at the time, she was the same age but had a 4 year old, was terrified of getting pregnant again so the first night I went back to hers and had no johnnies she just shrugged her shoulders and said the immortal line "I'll have to give you a blowjob then, I'm not getting pregnant again" For about 6 weeks after that I was insisting that the machine in the gents was on the blink....I was a real rocket polisher back in those days

You know something....you might be right, I don't think I've ever tried it without. I might just do that in the week, I'll report back on my findings. I have tried the sarnie with ketchup, HP, Daddies, Mayo (don't laugh) BBQ sauce and about 4 types of mustard but never without any sauce at all.

I had a bird years ago who used to wear boots like that on the odd occasion...like the retard I am I packed her in cos I thought she was a bit slutty. What I wouldn't give for a bird that's a bit slutty these days.....

Feel free to start one and I'll be calling you the C word within 3 posts, I guarantee it Although I have come over all liberal since that TV debate last week it has to be said. I think I need to drink my way through this worrying phase but the thought keeps nagging at me that all the really intelligent people I admire are all liberal, but I'm nothing like them :?

The perfect bacon sarnie does not involve brown sauce, and I'll fight any man to the death that argues with me on this point. The perfect bacon sarnie is thick crusty bread, lightly spread with ketchup followed by 2 rashers per sarnie, topped with a fried egg and chopped fried mushrooms (big mushrooms, not those pathetic button things) I love brown sauce but it destroys a bacon sandwich. A sausage and tomato sandwich is another matter...then it's brown sauce all the way.

So what's your stance on cuddly toys and high heels?

You won't be laughing when we beat you next week you claret and blue git :x Ah **** it I can't do it, not even in jest, I'm back to Villa again despite the Calzaghe thing.

Thoroughly agree. Gorman is top notch. I've been watching him since he and Danny Wallace got on to the telebox. I still think he'll struggle to beat: "Are you Dave Gorman?" Not in a fry up, noooooooooooooooo. p.s. I'm posting in 'general chat'. I feel ashamed. I used to think I was pretty retarded with mathematics and statistics until I read Gormans books....he's an extremely intelligent man with a 'mad' streak a mile wide. The "Are you Dave Gorman" book is a fine piece of literature, as is the Googlewhack one. The book to America Unchained is good too, I actually read it while driving (or being driven) across America which made it all the more amusing. Oh OK in a fry up fried eggs are better than scrambled, they're also superior in a bacon and egg sarnie....but on their own then scrambled eggs are the king.

Have you got garlic, an onion, and some spices? Spicy scrambled egg is the dogs gonads Scrambled eggs in any form are greater than fried eggs, it's just a fact. Like them with some grated cheese added personally, stilton works very well and gives you farts that would actually get you evicted from hell - especially if you have a tin of mushy peas on the same day (yes, I experiment with this kind of thing, that's how I roll) Also if I scramble 6 eggs, I'll throw away 2-3 of the whites....the richer they are the better they taste. 8)

Frankie Boyle is the dogs bollocks, seen that stand up before and it's great. Dave Gorman America Unchained was on right after it too which is just as entertaining, Gorman is a real head-case.

That does it, I'm now a Blues fan.

No he's an over-rated Welsh arse bandit who feasted on nobodies and geriatrics for 10 years, then retired whilst his senile old man pronounced his sons greatness :x If it turns out he is a Villa fan then I'm off to support the filth.

Dammit I was looking forward to reading that thread too, had a scan through the first page earlier and thought "this one will be an interesting read later on"

Motorhead - The Chase is better than the catch.....su, ****, perb 8)

Yep, Johnny Mathis, whatever happened to him, and Demis Roussos? I don't remember which album the Savage thing was on to be honest, it's on the DVD I own though, absolute classic. As was Pamela Stevenson taking the piss out of that awful word removed Janet Street Porter

I thought Freddie Starr was in hospital at the moment? I always loved his stuff years ago but he came across as a complete berk in that Wife Swap thing he did a few years back - no shock that his missus has buggered off since then, don't blame her. His ex mrs is lovely, I speak to her whenever i see her! Yeh he a nob, as for being in hospital, to be fair school only went back monday so i have yet to see him, i will ask his ex if i see her tomorrow!! Yeah she came over really well in that Wife Swap thing, as did Sam Fox and her rug-munching lover. Starr came across as a lazy, sexist prick. He's definately in the QE at the moment, awaiting bypass surgery, if you believe everything you read in the papers.

I thought Freddie Starr was in hospital at the moment? I always loved his stuff years ago but he came across as a complete berk in that Wife Swap thing he did a few years back - no shock that his missus has buggered off since then, don't blame her.

Gerald the Gorilla for me: sheer quality. Oops, we'll get told off for going OT. :oops: "the production on that LP is amazing...." Gerald the gorilla was brilliant, but Constable Savage tops it for relevence, that one really hit the mark if you ask me. Yes, the coppers really were like that back then.

I wouldn't go that far. He is begging to be KO'd though, sooner the better. I actually would go that far, seriously. I think Harrison is piss-weak but if he came out and treated it as a 3 round fight, threw caution to the wind and actually attacked the guy he's got a chance. I really can't imagine that Audrey would come out like that though. I think he sees himself as one of the worlds best, muppet. Like you said, it could well be a 5 punch-a-round job. With most of those being Audrey's love taps. True....I didn't say he would come out like that, just that he should. At the age he's at, Harrison should be treating the potential match as a final hurrah in much the same way that Sanders did, and we all saw what happened when he set the traps on Wlad and capitalised - and it's no shock there was no rematch there either, he got big brother to beat him up for him, like he did with Purrity.

It's 'with whom I live'. :winkold: God bless not the 9 o clock news Haven't seen that sketch for years, thanks for that. No worries. Not the nine o'clock news - always classic. :nod: Got the DVD's, just not watched them for a while, best show ever. I know it's a bit childish but Rowan Atkinson taking the piss out of Marc Almond....absolutely priceless.