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One of the most annoying things is when people say "guess what" and expect you to try and guess. How am I supposed to know?! Inspired by a response by Chandler in Friends - "the 5th dentist finally caved in and now they're all recommending Colgate" - what other funny and random answers can we come up with that we can remember and use in that situation...?

Steve Wilson calling Harry Redknapp a cock.

TEST: Could of = of Could have = have EDIT: Haha, nice.

What? He was trying to say he's annoyed by must/would/could have, but he couldn't bring himself to type it. That's how offensive it is. Again. What?

LOL. Bin Dunne! He has been...

LITERAL LOL.

Can we start a Scuba Steve thread which just has the pictures?

Stefan Postma?

i AM GOING TO ASK HIM!! I think it's Zac Efron...

Scuba Steve, m'Lord, Scuba Steve....

No, no. That's just wrong. He has forked out large sums for players that his manager at the time says is good. Give him credit for that. Bent. Davies. Shorey. Reo-Coker. Young. Milner. The list goes on of expensive players. He has paid a lot of transfer fees and a lot of wages over the years. It's not his fault we bought a load of shite.

**** me.

"Stephen Ireland" trending on twitter. Luckily it's just about him being sent to Newcastle against his will and he didn't get into any mischief on Saturday night.

So let me get this straight: we wanted to appoint Martinez whose football philosophy is attractive pass and move. We didn't consider Hughes because he resigned his previous post under dubious circumstances. We didn't consider McClaren because the fans would be against his appointment. So we're going to give the job to McLeish whose teams play ugly football, who resigned from Brum controversially and who the fans don't want? Hmmm...

From: To: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QJ_nBRmEOhc ...in a couple of years. So, where do you think it went wrong?

http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10265~2376322,00.html This is a message to the fans of Aston Villa. The Club has been reluctant to elaborate publicly on our search for a new manager and, in particular, to confirm or deny our interest in specific candidates. This is not a new policy, indeed it is the approach that we have taken both in regard to managerial prospects, and potential player signings. The Club understands that Alex McLeish is a free agent. We therefore intend to interview him imminently in order to make a decision regarding his candidacy to become Villa manager. From the beginning of our search, we have set out criteria based on proven Premier League experience, compelling leadership, an ethic for hard work and, most importantly, sharing our vision for Aston Villa as we know that without a shared vision any appointment, however attractive, will ultimately fail. Since 2006 we have approached our custodianship of Villa based on a broad-based strategy of significant investment to improve the squad, the training ground and Villa Park. We feel it is essential to select a manager who understands and supports our strategy for the Club to grow and to be sustainable. Otherwise, the natural tensions and competitive pressures that are involved with every season will ultimately cause instability and make continuity impossible. We would, however, like to emphasise that in deciding to interview Alex McLeish, the Board has taken his tenure at our local rivals and the strong emotions associated with this very seriously. We are determined, still, not to allow that three-and-a-half year post to disqualify him should he be the best candidate for the role of Aston Villa manager.

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Surely GK doesn't post on FB? I'm calling a fake. It's written in the same style, but the whole content is not what he would write. He's never public about stuff like that.

Noooooo. I want to believe.

This is why I want Rafa.

I think Fearne's attractiveness is based on that she looks attainable. She's fit, but not amazingly fit. So you almost think she's in your league....ignoring the fact that she's famous so is obviously out of your league....

Well, that wasn't very good...

I don't approve of that either. But if we'd just won the biggest game for many years, would we start singing about the Blues?

They get the biggest win in recent history....and the first thing their fans do is sing "Are you watching Arsenal?" How sad is that? Can't even enjoy your victory...immediately talking about your rivals.