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Come on Wigan, keep Everton away from us

'Who's that winger flying down the left and right? Is it Shaun Wright Phillips? No he's **** shite It isn't Aaron Lennon, so someone better tell 'em It's Ashley Young he's **** dynamite' I've heard this being sung quite a bit lately, hopefully it catches on as it's much better than his current song and it's original

What if we sell the first 1500, then say theres another 400/500 people who want to go but not enough people to sell all of the last batch of tickets, then what?

General what is our allocation for Hamburg? On the site it says 2986, yet the ticket office are saying 1500...

I understand this, but Bolton do it regularly and last season they did it three times which cost them £81000...however; they got 5 points from the 3 games they paid for travel expenses, keeping them up and bagging them an extra £3.75m in league places - fan support is essential and perhaps it may be something to look in to for the future? I know you shouldn't really be doing it due to recession and keeping all profits etc, and I'm not saying every game or every other game. Maybe once or twice a season to the games that you think we may get the lowest attendance from Villa fans at, i.e. Portsmouth away on the Tuesday in new year, or Man City away on the Wednesday in new year coming up? Just a thought Regards, hope all is well Bolton are doing free travel again this season for their forthcoming games at Boro' and Sunderland. I agree it would be a good idea for midweek away games at Pompey or Man City, that way we would get the full 2500 at Pompey and the full 3000 at Man City rather than a half empty away end

I don't think she'd enjoy it very much, hasn't he got a dick like an Acorn? I think it was Ron Atkinson who said it

General, just seen the details for Hamburg but theres no announcement on the allocation of tickets, why is this?

Eh? Liverpool fill Anfield every week, Everton very rarely fill Goodison. Against Boro' on Sunday they got 31,000, just a week earlier we got nearly 37,000 against them. Everton's gates usually hover around 35,000 and they get about 38,000 against Man Utd and Liverpool. Even in the week leading up to the game against Liverpool there are tickets readily available, thats how Liverpool fans get tickets in their ends because the tickets are on general sale up until the day before the game

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What do you mean 'the Torres song'??? It's not HIS song? Liverpool sing a song about him to that tune, likewise with Sunderland and Cisse and many others. As from what I remember its a childrens song about Noah's Ark! But yeh, sorry, let's keep it to just the Cuellar one which came down from Rangers. What words have we decided on for the Cuellar song then? The version i've heard is: 'With goofy teeth and curly hair Ceullar Cuellar With goofy teeth and curly hair Cuellar Cuellar With goofy teeth and curly hair (whats this line?) Carlos Cuellar Villa's centre half' Plays for Villa we dont care The goofy teeth and curly hair was sung all day in Prague. Need to get that bit in about 6 ft 2 bla bla bla to make it any good Yeah i thought that was the line but to me that makes it sound like he plays for Villa but we couldn't care. It should be 'But he's so good that we don't care'

What do you mean 'the Torres song'??? It's not HIS song? Liverpool sing a song about him to that tune, likewise with Sunderland and Cisse and many others. As from what I remember its a childrens song about Noah's Ark! But yeh, sorry, let's keep it to just the Cuellar one which came down from Rangers. What words have we decided on for the Cuellar song then? The version i've heard is: 'With goofy teeth and curly hair Ceullar Cuellar With goofy teeth and curly hair Cuellar Cuellar With goofy teeth and curly hair (whats this line?) Carlos Cuellar Villa's centre half'

I've heard that sung aswell, not sure of all the words but the end goes something like: 'With a bit of help, from Agent Ridgewell We beat the Blues, at St Andreeeeews! Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Gabby Agbonlahor He's fast as **** He's fast as fuuuuuck' As for the 'Torres tune' can we just sing it for Cuellar, it's finally starting to take off

Three doesn't rhyme with right

17,000 would have looked rather funny in their supposed 50,000+ seater stadium

'Oh when the Villa Go Lapdancin Oh when the Villa go lapdancin I wanna be in that number, oh when the Villa go lapdancin'

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Yep i've suggested it a few times. It's original as nobody else sings it and it's always on in the Adventurers before the game aswell. If someone sang it in there when it was on the jukebox it might catch on

What attendance we looking at for tomorrow?

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I posted this the other day for Young. 'Oh Ashley, oh Ashley, we all love to see you play Oh Ashley, oh Ashley, you're the greatest the Holte End say' http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=qSFYSRHtzqU 'Aaaaaashley... Young is on fire!'