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So it does, I apologise, I must be as blind as Mark Halsey! Erm we were entitled to 2500 tickets, we took 1600, that to me is turning away 900 tickets Yeah thats what i was thinking, and we will surely sell the extra 900 if we took them, anyone know who the head of consumer sales is? Nicola Keye i think. Don't email though, i've emailed about five times in the past when i haven't been able to call and i've recieved a reply once

You look just like Tom from Desperate Housewives (Not that i watch it or anything :winkold: )

So it does, I apologise, I must be as blind as Mark Halsey! Erm we were entitled to 2500 tickets, we took 1600, that to me is turning away 900 tickets

I don't trust a word that comes out of the ticket office. When i email ticketsales@avfc.co.uk i don't get a reply either

When will the Albion home tickets be on sale? I see the Wigan tickets are on sale yet we play them after Albion. I was hoping to get someone an Albion ticket for Christmas

Seconded. Can the club ask for the extra 900 tickets that we're entitled to anyway?

I like that. Laursen in the air la la la la la la Laursen's everywhere la la la la la la...

Yeah, trouble is there's so many versions of it. I'd stick with the original Rangers one to be honest. 'He left Glasgow for the Villa Cuellar Cuellar He likes to drink his sangria Cuellar Cuellar He's 6 foot 3 with curly hair His teeth are **** but we don't care Carlos Cuellar Villa's centre half Na na na na na na na...' Like i said the one some people were singing yesterday was daft, it didn't even rhyme

'Baby give it up' Ashley Ashley Young, Ashley Young, Ashley Ashley Young' 'She'll be comin round the mountain' Whos that winger flying down the left and right? Is it Shuan Wright Phillips? No he's **** shite It isn't Aaron Lennon, so someone better tell 'em It's Ashley Young he's **** dynamite' These are the best two and have been suggested several times

Are there any games coming up in the near future where the club are thinking abut laying on free travel as a gesture to the away fans? I see Bolton are laying on free travel to VP on Saturday which will probably double their following and they've already laid them on for Boro and Sunderland away this season. I see we've taken the small allocation for Hull away, if we'd laid on free travel we'd have taken the full 3000 and given the team more backing. It would be good for say Portsmouth away, night game, on tv and in January, we would take the full 2500 with free travel, without it we'll probably take 1500

Good to hear the Cuellar chant catching on but yesterday people were singing 'we signed him from Glasgow Rangers Cuellar Cuellar, He likes to drink his sangria Cuellar Cuellar' Erm that doesn't rhyme. It should be 'He left Glasgow for the Villa Cuellar Cuellar, He likes to drink his sangria Cuellar Cuellar'

How about a chant for the Fonz? To the seven nation army tune, as his name is pronounced delFONZO: 'We've got Nathan Delfouneso We've got Nathan Delfouneso...

Plenty of 'We're all goin on a Europen tour' on Sunday and 'Theres only one team in Europe'

Any chance we can brick the corners of the Holte in at the end of the season? Or maybe just add more of those plastic sheets that are there already. It would enclose the stand and make the atmosphere a lot better as thats where a lot of the noise is lost

Make a sub my lord make a sub Make a sub my lord make a sub Make a sub my lord make a sub Ooohh lord make a sub 442 my lord 442 442 my lord 442 442 my lord 442 Ooohh lord 442

Why are the Everton away tickets not going to general sale? We haven't sold out yet and it seems a bit daft not to stick them on general sale this week

Why can't they sell out at Wolves then? 1st against 2nd and just up the road, thats got nothing to do with the board or being treated badly, thats just shite support like i said in the first place

Sorry i don't buy that, come the end of the season if they need to win to go up you can guarantee they will sell out so where are they all now? Sleeping giant my arse, you need to have actually been a giant at one stage to have that label. Also 700 to Swansea and can't sell out at Wolves, both away games and nothing to do with their owners or prices

5 years ago i'd left school in the May and i'd started college in the September doing English Lit, Media Studies and Film Studies. It wasn't what i expected at all and it was too much like school, i stuck it until the end of October but i carried on 'pretending' to go. I'd go out of the house in the morning with my mom when she went to work, then as soon as she'd gone i'd go back in the house and doss all day. I carried this on until just before Christmas, then my mom was getting suspicious so she rang the college and asked if i'd been attending and of course they said i hadn't been since the end of October I was lucky that Santa still came to me that year

2nd in the league and they got 15,000 last night They 'need' that new 60,000 seater stadium don't you know. Cardiff, Derby, Norwich, Sheff Utd and even Leicester in league one all got bigger crowds. Big club eh? Oh and they haven't even sold out at Wolves on Saturday either, 1st v 2nd and a few miles up the road. Their support is shite

Paul McGrath my lord On the piss my lord It's your round my lord Empty seats my lord (at grounds like Wigan, Boro) Shit support my lord Istanbul my lord We'll be there my lord Then one thats relevant for the opposition like we sang 'dirty mancs my lord' against Man Utd and City

What sort of attendance we looking at for Saturday? And how are ticket sales going for Hamburg and Everton?

Holte Enders my lord Holte Enders Holte Enders my lord Holte Enders Holte Enders my lord Holte Enders Ooohh lord Holte Enders In the sky my lord in the sky In the sky my lord in the sky In the sky my lord in the sky Ooooh lord in the sky

I like that

He's already got his scouts playing Football Manager everyday looking for a replacement