With the points yes, but look at the performances in most of the games, Hull away, West Ham away, Portsmouth away etc. we were bloody rubbish and very lucky and i said so at the time. You could count our great performances this season on one hand.
And we could be about to break our record for lowest home points in the Premier League, 23 points at home is a joke and if it had happened under any other manager a lot more of you would be unhappy.
General, every game when the gate is over 40k and you ask the ticket office what seats they have available it's always the same, 'the wings of the upper Trinity'. They're some of the dearest seats in the ground but nobody wants to sit there. I don't know how to suggest you change it but i just thought i'd point out that it's always these areas that are rarely sold out.
At our games it's like our songs are on a loop.
Villa Villa Villa....
Holte Enders in the sky
Oh when the Villa
Paul McGrath
and repeat.
We've got so many songs that hardly get sung anymore,
'Hi ho hi ho it's up the Holte we go'
'You are my Villa'
'My old man'
Even 'Birmingham are you listening' is sung half heartedly usually.
It's to the whistle song in the animated version of Robin Hood.
Martin Laursen is our captain
He's the rock in our defence
He's 6 foot 4, he's got blonde hair
We think he is immense
deh deh deh deh deh deh deh....
Whats happened to the allocation announcement when the ticket details get announced on the official site? It may seem small but it was handly to know without having to ring up and it helped you know when you needed to get your ticket by how big the allocation was.
'Sit down you fat word removed'
'Just a fat spanish waiter'
'Have you ever seen your cock?'
'Have you ever seen a salad? Havr you f*ck'
'Rafa Rafa you're a tw*t'
'Gerrard Gerrard you're a tw*t'
etc etc
Tom Hark tune:
'While you're playin, you're gettin robbed
While you're playin, you're gettin robbed...'
'Robbed in a minute, you're gettin robbed in a minute'
'All the burglars
All the burglars
All the burglars know you're here
All the burglars know you're here'
I'm sorry but Gabby looked genuinely devastated when he went off yesterday imo. He's about my age and yes i'd love what he's got but i know for a fact if that had happened to me yesterday and the fans of the team i've supported all my life booed me i would have been absolutely gutted to be honest. It's alright saying 'he's got a lamborghini he won't care' but he's still a human being with feelings, as a young local lad you'd want the fans to love you, i know i would
Usually we have a terrible spell over Christmas and hardly win, this season though we were fantastic over Christmas and we seem to be having our bad spell at the end of the season which is the worst possible time. Couple that with the fact Everton and Arsenal never lose and we'll probably end up 6th
Everton only 4 points behind us at it stands, if we lose tomorrow, and we're guaranteed to lose at Liverpool and Man Utd then we'll be 6th never mind 4th
'Sit down you ugly word removed!'
And with everyone pointing towards Jamie Redknapp in the sky box by the Holte:
'You're a rocket polisher
you're a rocket polisher
you're a rocket polisher like your dad
you're a rocket polisher like your dad!'
Petrov does need a song, same with Luke Young.
Hey Jude:
'Na na na na Luke Young' like we used to sing for Luke Moore
'Theres only one Petrov' to the Mellberg tune
Not many words and nice and simple