Tegis

Impressive stats yes, but he'll not make it in the premiership. To weak. Saw him for a couple of years when he played in sweden so take my word for it. He could well be a hit in sspain or italy though.

Come on, one more focus......... ;-)

Good work!

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Me....drinkin!

Do you still see him about, Tegis? Badum tish! 8)

Grew up with Moore so he's the one I'd pick. I've not seen Craig yet and I'm looking forward to it.

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The microwave was invented after a researcher walked by a radar tube and a chocolate bar melted in his pocket. And my favorite: Your fingernail has the same ingredients as fly poop

I just hope they do a Liverpool/Souness once he's gone and win precious little in the next 20 yeras

Couldn't care less, hate them both! The only one of the 4 big guns I can stand is the arse!

Dead animals on plate! I love it!

Flash player, but like Hendrie he only delivers every four games or so. And a troublemaker as well.

Defoe = Troublemaker and crybaby if he doesn't get what he wants. NO thankyou!

I think you just set yourself up for some funny comments ;-)

Ahem, well, em. Not complaining or anything but since the kids arrived it's not as often as it used to be. And the totty is working full time now..........

A parent is the thing a kid trusts more than anything! Betray that trust and the kid will be devastated. It's the bloody cornerstone of parenthood. And putting it on the net????? Fu***n idiot! I'd break his neck if I met him!

I got a DVD set from a friend, called "Dads army" I think. Is it any good?

Guess what I voted for

Ti hi!

Close call this one. I shall take Monday off and enjoy the game.

I'll cheer when it's done and dusted, known Doug for far too long to get over excited. That said..........whoppiiii!

Big Steffe, Becker and PauloBarnesi. So shoot me if I forgot anyone!

An 18 year-old girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for two months. Very worried, the mother goes to the Chemist and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant. Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "Who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!" The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later a Ferrari stops in front of their house; a mature and distinguished man with grey hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the Ferrari and enters the house. He sits in the living room with the father and the mother, and the girl and tells them: "Good morning, your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge. I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born I will bequeath her 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beachfront villa and a £2,000,000 bank account. If a boy is born, my legacy will be a couple of factories and a £4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they will receive a factory and £2,000,000 each. However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?" At this point, the girls father who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You shag her again."