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The twitching crook will end up at Chelsea after di Matteo **** up

I think it looks nice. You cant really tell much friom a shit cameraphone snap. Take the plkebs from the shoulders n it looks gorgeous

If anything sounded small time it is the chairman's statement using the word 'Blues' when describing the club. It's like Gill calling Manchester United 'the red devils' in press statement or Kenwright using 'the toffeemen' in a statement. A board should show a bit more class than that. Mind, it all just sums the c**ts up.

I'd say that that is spot on, except looking at the mock-up with the yellow sleeves, and hearing the guy say they have raised the front, I think the macron bloke on the shoulders is smaller. But I think this kit could look bloody lovely!

I truly canot wait to see this. TDK was elevated by Ledgers tribute to Jack Lemmon. In Nolan we trust.

They break yer 'arts Tom.

I think theres some legs to this link. Lambert wanted to sign him at Noreich ut they couldn't afford him. We can. I doubt Southampton will be splashing that sort of money in the first season up. If Lambert wants him, I trust his judgment.

You know you've got a good un when the great Ottmar Hitzfeld is lauding him.

I'm not claiming to be ITK but I believe Randy is quite regular, every morning about 9 he has a morning shit whilst reading the red tops.

I want Poyat. I guessed £20 on him at 50/1 ages ago and yes... My reason are financially selfish.

Listen.... I have been a graphic designer for over 22 years. Worked in agencies and publishing houses in Birmingham, Poole, Bournemouth,, London, Solihull, Wolverhampton, Coventry. I think I know a fake pic when I see one. These pics are REAL- as I said so on a few occasions [/table]

Bollocks. They are REEAL. And remember kids... knowing photoshop doesnt make you a designer. And i meet fuckwits claimig to be every day.

As a graphic designer wth 22 years experience, having looked at the pic here and in ps6, the pic is definitely ÑOT photoshopaped . The foot theory bollocks. It would mean Henry being club footed.

As a graphic designer wth 22 years experience, having looked at the pic here and in ps6, the pic is definitely ÑOT photoshopaped . The foot theory bollocks. It would mean Henry being club footed.

Well now we know who Martinez is speaking to as that other guy is dippers ownerJohn Henry methinks

Cant really believe that some people blame TheTrees for the OGS thing and for the betting as well. I loved the plane stories from TheTrees. So, TheTrees, please keep us posted. Really, I can't believe that people gave him a hard time. Has TheTrees stopped posting info? TheTrees' information was spot on, he can't be held responsible for someone else having a change of heart. That is ridiculous. As always the minority spoil it for the majority. I echo JohnJohn2's point, please keep posting info. Utter morons if that's the case. The guy posts info when he doesn't have to and he gets lambasted when his info was actually spot on.

God they are such a bunch of thick, uninformed, delusional, blinkered c***s. Rafa favourite by a mile. I'm just **** surprised Kenny isn't back on the list as second favourite, followed by Cilla, Sinbad from Brookside and the man from Bread that said 'Greetings.'

You do know Kendrick knows incredibly little and sits on VT all day? Good stuff, just clarifying. This is true. I do just that.., Oh we talking about another Kendrick?!

Randy, just so you know. I am preparing my pitch fork and burning torch as we speak. Don't **** up again *shakes fist*

Maybe, he said clutching at straws, OGS asked to not be considered officially, unofficially meaning "I dont want to be considered as well as otheres. If you want me, either offer me the job or forget it."!? Ah well, mad thick Mick McCarthy it is then :'(

Dyer played less minutes this season than the Blackburn chicken.

Fergies letter to Lerner last summer: Dear Randy, Many thanks for your letter asking my opinion on Ole Gunnar Solsjkær and his credentials for the position of Aston Villa manager. He is a great lad. Likeable, intelligent, a student of the game who is tactically astute and loves football. However, I do feel that to give him the job now is too soon. I would bide my time and see how he does in his current club Molde for a season. In the meantime, why not take on that sack of shit guy from down the road for a season, then when it goes tits up you can get Ole in with no pressure on either of you to perform miracles and the fans will be right behind him and you. yours Sir Pissedupjock.

This is where all the bullshit starts and easy to verify now trees says it was a silver merc, we know his agent is there. Shoot the **** messenger why don't you?! Just relaying what I been told.

My mates just text to say his nephew who works at the airport has txt him to say that Lerner, Faulkner and Solskjær have just got into a car heading for VP.