Marley the Bognor Villan

3 wins from safety :-)

Mr Muscle?

We're not down yet chaps. We are 11 points from safety with 18 games to go which means we need to win 4 more than Swansea and 3 more than Newcastle & Sunderland. Randys gonna dip his hand in his pocket, Garde is gonna ship out the negative attitudes in the dressing room and bring in 3 or 4 players (including a GK and striker) which will boost morale. Then we are gonna finish the season like Leicester did last season. It's all good. Peace...

Agreed, he would be Darth to join us

Richards is a better RB than any we have/could attract so we should be playing him there. Nkoulou is out of contract this year so get him in at CB. New GK required and someone to put the ball in the net regularly. Austin is proven at doing that in the prem so he would be my first choice followed by Remy but if we cant get a proven prem striker then Embolo seems to be the most exciting looking player we have been linked with in recent times. With both Austin and Nkoulou having 6 months left on contracts and the GK's we have been linked with tending to be valued around £3m - £4m, we could pick up all 3 signings for around £15m (which I think Randy would sanction). Just my opinion!

Lescott is the only player in that 11 that didnt play for us last season!

Ffs! So embarrassing. I hope none of the foreign press pick up on that, otherwise the british press will notice!

On the OS! http://www.avfc.co.uk/page/NewsDetail/0,,10265~5113718,00.html

English out!

Well I hugged Selena Gomez once. Can you describe for us all how that felt? In detail? I spotted her and wondered if it truly was her. It was. I was unsure whether or not I should approach here, and if I did, what would I say? I gathered up the courage and went to say hello. Once she saw me, I could immediately tell she was interested. She touched my arm, and seductively said it's nice to meet me. I said "I know". We talked for a bit, then her friend wanted to go get some food, so she said she had to leave, but before she left, she went in for a hug. We both went in for the hug, but our heads turned the same way. Here we were, awkwardly hugging each other with our eyes locked and our lips nearly touching. She laughed and apologized. She said let's try this again, so we did, but as we hugged, I felt something slide into my pocket. It was her hotel card. "Meet me there in 2 hours" she said. And that is the story of how I made love to Selena Gomez. This story is like 30% accurate. I had a similar experience with Rita ora.....but unfortunately I can only guarantee 15 % accuracy. Yeah, I had the same thing with all of the Kardashians which resulted in them looking like a milk float had crashed into them. Unfortunately I can only confirm 0% accuracy.

Any additional buses on the euro tunnel we need to be aware of Richard?

Click whistle click click whistle puff Google Translation: 'welcome to aston villa remi'

Journalist? Please don't take the piss. He's a pundit and a poor one at that. Don't mistake that for being a journalist which takes years of training and understanding. Actually you can get a journalist qualification in less than 12 months at most universities... Which one does Collymore have? Dunno but last time i saw letters after his name they were A.B.H and there was a picture of Ulrika

daily mail running it too now: Remi Garde is expected to be confirmed as Aston Villa’s new manager on Monday morning. The Frenchman is understood to have met with owner Randy Lerner last week after chief executive Tom Fox sounded out Arsene Wenger over the former Arsenal player. Garde will sign a three-and-a-half year contract at Villa, though it is believed caretaker manager Kevin MacDonald will oversee the team for Monday's match at Tottenham. Bastia coach Reginald Ray is expected to become one of the 49-year-old’s assistants, but Garde has not yet succeeded in bringing Gérald Baticle and Bruno Génésio to join him from Lyon. Garde will inherit a team in crisis after Tim Sherwood’s sacking. Villa currently sit rock bottom of the Premier League with only four points from 10 games. Garde's first game in sole charge is likely to be against table-topping Manchester City next Sunday. http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sport/football/article-3299432/Remi-Garde-named-Aston-Villa-boss-Monday-Tim-Sherwood-sacking.html

Cant find any odds on villa winning the champions league next season. Bookies must have suspended the betting...

Surely your sources are every word that comes out of his mouth and writes down? There must be former Villa players with a few braincells out there who can forge a media career and not embarrass us. Gary Shaw. Top bloke, does a bit on 5 live now and then. Always talks sense

I would think it means the opposite seeing as the recruitment of 3 particular people was supposedly the deal breaker for Remi signing with us. Surely this means we have sewn it up for him?

just put a nifty on it with skybet at 11/10 too

Stupid bloody quoting system. You seem to appear whenever I try to quote anyone. You're like a phantom quoter! When quoting I struggle to get the words that I type to stay on the screen without closing upthegaps, like that. NoproblemthoughasIknowwhatImean yeahihadthatbutifixeditnow

Any chance you can find a group pic of Randy, CNZ, Gabby, Richardson, Bacuna & Guzan?

Ok so let me get this straight: We are looking for a manager with prem experience, good knowledge of tactics, speaks a few languages and preferably a big name to attract decent players. Ruud Gullit anyone?

Are people excited he speaks French? I am. He can explain the object of the game to CNZ

Errr, I think a striker is top priority followed by a keeper. I would like to see a decent striker too but we need to stop letting goals in first so a GK is a must. If he can get Gestede, Ayew, Kozak or Sinclair scoring goals then a new striker is not first priority IMO.

If he signs a decent GK & RB in Jan i will love him forever

hes already gone! bristol city for 1yr