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  1. How do you propose Mings keeps him under control? Have him as a lodger and chaperone him when he goes out? Beyond helping Bolotelli get on the training bib correctly after Smith has handed it to him, he won't be able to control anything.
  2. Interesting read. Didn't know Barry was now a free agent. And no, my mentioning his name is not a suggestion.
  3. @Jonsi77 Mate, mate, we're worried about you. If you can't talk to us, just reach out elsewhere.
  4. TBF, from the admittedly little I've seen of Nakamba we should run a sweep on which of him and SJM gets to the ban threshold first, how many bans they get and the individual number of reds and yellows they accrue across the season.
  5. He can teach them to dance like words removed. At AVFC there's a paucity of players who dance like words removed.
  6. Me neither and I wipe it clean on her hair to teach her a lesson but I was presenting an analogy decent, moral people might understand.
  7. Yeah, it's a bit like when you go out with the missus and she gets a bit pissed and promises you a chin-balls blowing and you can backscuttle her afterwards. Then the word removed falls asleep in the taxi on the way back.
  8. Doing a Small Heath, signing our rejects and offcuts.
  9. There's also a school of thought that holds flying west to east causes much less severe effects than flying east to west. I've taken a lot of flights and my own experience reflects that but the distance obviously matters too.
  10. No. Mystery striker to Villa Benrahma to Villa Phillips to Villa Out of the blue to Villa Nyland out Kalinic out
  11. That'll be the trolling to end all trollings when we announce those six tomorrow having got the FA approval.
  12. ^ BTW, I was **** kidding, alright?!
  13. Keep the faith, boys. We're going to do an Arsenal and sign people after the deadline.
  14. Like when a press operator and a taxi driver from Lower Gornal get shown a speedboat? And they look at it like it's Apollo 11
  15. When one of my nieces was about three she suddenly burst into tears around 6pm on Xmas night. When asked what was wrong she said, "I want more toys and presents". Ungrateful little sod had been spoiled rotten with heaps that day. I now know how she felt.
  16. You were straight in, others seem to be floundering.
  17. We can't actually buy anyone so unless it's kept open for free agents...like Sturridge.
  18. OK, we'll just fall back on the old faithful of fish puns. It's been a great window, none of us can really carp about it.
  19. Do Villareport make stuff up? I thought they were an ITK account.
  20. £10m in January it is then.
  21. He was by far and away the least happy non-Derby bloke at Wembley at the end of the game. I imagine he might have been thinking, "****. If we'd lost that I might be playing for this team next season." I certainly don't hold the negative view of him that some on here do. He wouldn't have got much playing time here but good luck to him, he always put a shift in.
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