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You wait forever for a Ramesses pun then Tutankhamun once.

Just wait til Ramseysees him in action. Edit. FFS.

And what if he Karnak it?

Lets swing our thug dick about a bit and put a bid in for Mitoma.

The market will start moving quickly over the next few weeks. We have to take our turn as all the moving parts of the great bullshitomaton crank up.

If you're going to lie at least make it believable. I happen to have seen him looking at where the Bromford pub used to be. He was crying and saying to the club rep "Is flats now?" When he has kids he wants them to go to Hodge Hill mixed.

Need to see a bit more from Duran. I think in terms of finishing, Archer stands out. Along with J Ramsey and Rachel Daly, the best finishers at the club.

I can't see us selling him. He'll go to the USA and get game time, then we'll see what happens regarding incomings and Duran. He may go out on one more loan. But with extra fixtures next season it would be nice for him to stick around.

I'd go back in for Smith Rowe.

We can pay 250k a week. It doesn't mean we should, or we will. But we can.

Guitar. I should add, we never played together. I was chosen to be in a new version of GZR in 1997 but it was kyboshed as Sabbath reformed. Though totally gutted, I did get front row seats at the NEC to see them.

I don't agree with you either but thats fine, just dont say I dont understand as thats a bit patronising. Foyth is the only time he's done this (play a CB at RB) as far as I know, and Foyth is far more natural a right back than Konsa. I'd also add we're a bit more fluid than who ever is RB defaulting to a RCB where in possession. Kamara dropped into a sweeper role when Young and Moreno went forward too. Anyway, I don't want to labour the point. However we see the nuances, I think we need at least one natural right back.

Top man. I was in his band before Sabbath reformed.

I'd frame it like this. We should spend a serious chunk of a money on a striker to compete for a starting place, AND have Archer around to challenge, cover for fixture pile ups etc. Watkins, much as I love him, can be wasteful and will need managing in terms of energy. We definitely need another senior option.

I know and understand exactly what Emery and Villa are asking of a right back. It's still not natural to Konsa, who I rate highly but isn't the pace merchant you're suggesting. It is not simply being an auxillery centre half on the right side either. Rather a right back who understands the duties of a centre half and has the tactical nous and mobility to cover, but still is essentially, a full back. That's not Konsa. Whenever I saw Konsa play right back he was dragged out of position too often, leaving acres of space outside that was often exploited. Your description of Konsa sounds more like Kyle Walker to me, and that's exactly who I'd go for, or somebody similar.

I am 100% convinced that Konsa is not a Right back and should not be considered for the role just to keep him happy. I don't understand the need to experiment either. We have loads of money and an attractive project to entice the most promising specialists at the position. Cash himself is not a natural but an acceptable option to cover RM / RB. I sincerely hope (and believe) that a specialist right back is on the cards. I'd also prefer a master and apprentice double swoop and move Cash on.

I'm not sure how a player fails a medical when on Honeymoon.

He's married now so he wont need it as much.

He's Brazilian though, I thought we might be after more RGs, maybe Dybala to add some Prestige.

Maybe he's Hirving second thoughts?

No.

I do a mean Diamond Joe impression too.

There will be no gazumption. The Villa is not for Gazumping. It is a time of zero gazumpment. Pau Torres, From Villareal to the real Villa. Its happening.

I don't doubt there are a few "add ons".

He should be early 30s by the time he gets through his medical then.