Mazrim

Having "Saudi interest" is the latest media sheep trough now. Its for agents to use to get better deals, shit journalists to throw in and sometimes there might be something in it which is also Saudi skullduggery to get around the rules for their European assets.

Chances of Villa chasing a player that doesn't want to come here: Zero. Maybe 1% to be generous.

Mason Mount recently transferred for £60m. Mason Mount. Sixty. Million. Pounds.

When in Riyadh...

All jokes aside this is the reality. Championship Manager cheating bastards in real life.

No Traore either. We need 3.

Harvey Barnes will be bought for 40m and Saint Maximim will be sold for 400m.

He didn't tell Adrian how he will approach though. I would say it will be along a low wall, then between some cheese plants, crawling behind a shed before vaulting a shrubbery.

"Gregg Evans is transferring from Aston Villa to Golf, in a sign that the club cannot compete. This will come as a blow to supporters who had hoped to keep hold of their main reporter but reflects the reality of where Villa are at."

I'll say more than the odd bad word about Ben Mee, the dutty scrote.

In fairness, he could be referencing them muscling in on Golf, Boxing and so on too.

Are there no Villa supporting journalists who could do it?

I don't doubt the Saudis are interested because they are interested in literally anybody who would come ( I do wish they would feck off, the crooks). I doubt Diaby is interested in them though at this stage of his career. Yes, most people have careers they wouldn't / couldn't turn down massive salary increases for, but most careers aren't judged on engraved bits of metal that people have heard of. There's also such thing as sponsorship. Good players can massively increase their money by signing lucrative sponsorship deals when they play in one of the most televised leagues. Premier League, Champions League, etc. The Saudi league will never, ever be that.

Felix pawn in game of life.

If Felix had said at any point that he wasn't interested in us, we would not be courting him.

Pau oowow ooowow oowow ooowowww ooowowwww.... Unbelievable.

I agree with this.

Hey, no need. I like Buckethead...

El Capataz

To be honest, I didn't even notice a price. We'd pay £40m if we thought he was exactly what we needed. We weren't far off that for Buendia.

Good player, but I don't think we're interested in him.

This is an idiotic "take" that I have no time for. Which club should these gentlemen be at that would be "good for football" exactly? Villa fan or not, this guy can fire himself out of a comedy cannon into a pool of luke warm dehydrated dog's piss. The scuttering eejit.

Yippee ay yay. Yippee ay ohhhhh. Hotep is in the Shrine.

You wait forever for a Ramesses pun then Tutankhamun once.

Just wait til Ramseysees him in action. Edit. FFS.