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Jota is a total passenger in the prem. It all started to go wrong when he came off the bench at white hart lane in the first game. Gardner was a better player. and he was crap.

Get him in the team! We need to channel that aggresion on the pitch.

Im excited. I can't wait to see what happens. Will the players play their hearts out for Smith to save him? or will they throw him under the bus? I think we will get battered personally as they have better players than leicestor. but the rumblings in the boards room have given it extra spice!

Finally the board have woken up! Watch the players throw Smith into the lions den on saturday with an abject display like the 6-1 man city surrender. can't wait for saturday now!

I think after last nights miscarraige of justice, kappa shirts should be sacked with immeadiate effect. having the sleeves a different colour is giving a competitive advantage to the opposition when it comes to handballs. we need an inovative shirt manufacturer who can design a kit which appears invisible to the cretins in stockdale park. the ball will just assume an indecipherable shape with the jersey when veiwed on CCTV inspiration can be taken from the car maker bmw's vanta black paint and the fashion label vexed generation. If you have crap players you need to take extrA measures to compete in the unforgiving world of premier league football. Im suprised none of the players are wearing green football boots to protect against any close call offsides

I think aston villa is a government sponsered subversion project created by well known former tavistock institute alumni billy "shears"mcgregor. its designed to break up traditional family units by putting daddy in a "perma-strop" every weekend

sky need one big club in the champ to boost their undercard veiwing figures. With leeds back on top and the ammount of VAR decisions going against Villa it doesn't take notradamus to work out whats going to happen.

doesn't have to be rafa. A fresh voice would give us a bouce and see us over the line. could be sven....he was in the sky studios last night telling the world what smith should be doing

I don't think Smith has a clue what to do so he will look at would pep do? his keeper made a couple of howlers at the weekend....will he stick with? before he made his blooper he booted one out of play from a goal kick and guardiola gave his a look that would stop switzerland. man city play arsenal tomorrow will be very interesting to see. The other factor is does Reina have a clause to make sure he plays every game when fit? He intimated something along those lines when he arrived from AC Milan. there could be an element of battle of the egos between mings and reina. they don't see to have any understanding at all

The "new structure" was supposed to give us stability so we could hire and fire people without upsetting the stability. plug and play back room staff. like the club everyone dreams of being... brentford. It's time Villa started acting like a big club, by bringing in big name manager like Benitez and following through with big ambitions. We need owners who give are concerned and are not afraid to make ruthless decisions. That is a sign of a well run club. not people who sit on their hands.

The board need to put him out of his misery today, if he's not going to do the honourable thing and resign without taking a penny of compo from the club. HE looks like a train wreck. it's going to get nasty at Villa Park soon it's already been kicking off with the fans in the away ends up and down the country and at Wembley. The cabbages will be on their way to the stadium on saturday. en mass. There's no way we can beat chelsea. Lampard is polar opposite. everything he touches turns to gold. every young player he brings in starts looking like viera in his pomp. Everything smith tries something it turns to salt: 1) tinker with the formation, get destroyed, b) bring back houihane, gets destroyed, e) let the players go off on holiday for mid season break....they come back like 11 strangers...team spirit destroyed 4) 22m striker struggling? - only took him out when he got injured...career destroyed 34) combative midfielder looking knackered? - reveal he's been playing with an injury....keeps playing him then he's breaks his ankle z) bring in experience keeper, - they get infected with the calamity-virus pandemic whihc is sweeping villa park. 13) everything he does is a disaster. q) have a huddle on the pitch to give an image of togetherness - pr stunt thats gone disasterously wrong 2)slag off the players in the post match interview - how would anyone think public humiliation of an individual can be motivating? 3)slag off the players as a group in the post match interview - you've just pissed off all the people who could get you out of the shit mate 4) bring in drinkwater and say he'll be good when he gets match fit - then stop playing him 5) can't compete with the big teams so target the lower clubs? get played off the park by the so called lower clubs after they pin his quotes on the dressing room wall 6)I saw him in the tunnel waiting for the lecester players to shake their hands after the game - why bother? to say well played? they didn't have to play that well at all. 1st goal reina bollock drop, 2nd soft pen. why didnt mings stick out a leg instead of attempting dive header? 3rd - 3 villa players on the attack couldn't retain the ball against a lecister player who was on his backside. his tenacitiy was the catalyst for the goal as they went down the other end and scored. 4th I can't remember but more than likely was a gift. 7) southampton rubbish at home - villa roll over 8)tottenham rubbish away from home - heres 3pts thanks very much 9)vardy not scored since before xmas - fill your boots son. 10) talks about being hard to beat in interviews - it's wins we need not being beat (think about what message is he sending out?) Smith is lots wife.

Gave it the biggie on twitter when we got promoted to an ex team mate who is now an uber driver. He's acheived all he wanted in the game just happy to collect his wages now.

The ministers for propaganda at Villa have definatly noticed Terry is getting called out by the fans on tiwtter etc. If you watch the training videos, the last few weeks the camera has honed in on Terry and you can hear him barking out mr motivator style bs to the players. It didn't happen earlier on in the season but it has now. a suspicious PR exercise ? a clue about whats about to unfold? smith to "mutual consent" and terry to take the reigns?

More evidence he's lost the plot...... Smith isn't talking about winning games he talked about being "hard to beat" in tonights post match name and shame video. so we lose 1-0 and not 4-0 then? great! he's touching his ear many times with suggests he's lying. (In Italy, however, this gesture is used to indicate that someone is effeminate or gay.) He also touches his nose which suggests he might feel discomfort, or to alleviate an itch. *addendum* he clearly pulls his earlobe severly like an african tribeswoman when answering about if he still backs reina. therefore I think we can safely say Reina won't be in the nets on Saturday. However actually I think he'll wait to see if Pep punishes his keeper for their blooper then go with that.

these players won't win another game this season with Smith in charge. The calamities are hard wired into the brains of the defence. Only a fresh voice in the dressing room can save Villa. We were in the game at 0-0 I didn't see a Villa chance at 0-1 we had given up and there was no comotion on the bench to suggest anything was due to change. This says to me he's lost the players. constantly throwing them under the bus in post match pressers, would you go out onto the pitch run your heart out and pull up tree's for a backstabber like that? Say it eyeball to eyeball in the dressing room fair play but no need to shame them to every man and his dog.

If the board had any clue they would have taken action on the day i created this thread. December 28, 2019 We would have been comfortably at 40 points by now. and another trophy in the cabinet. I'd get Rafa but we will have to wait and get the thumbs up from Boris to get him into the country due to the pandemic. I'd just make sure there's plenty of toilet roll at bodymore heath.

no we had the best squad in the division. we just needed a dominant centre half which was quickly identified by smith who brought in hause and mings. and grealish back. even barry fry could of worked that one out.

any chairman who gives a new contract without termination clauses regarding consecutive defeats or falling into the relegation zone....is a fool who's not protecting his investment. Anyway if Smith really supports Villa he should resign tonight live on TV without taking a penny in compo. Be a true Villa legend and resign tonight Smith. The players are not listening to instructions anymore. his voice is just a nasally monotone "set traps lads" "build from that back" thats the way.

for some reason I was just about to search *******.com fetish site for this video.........then i remembered

the first 10 mins were actually quite good. we played some first time football. created two decent chances...we rode our luck with dodgy defending from Mings but you expect that away from home.........then reina shit himself and the nerves set in,

good work from el gazi I thought he would get beaten to that

if this was a boxing match it would have been stopped 20 mins ago.

What ever Smith is Saying NO ONE IS LISTENING.....need a new manager a new voice. he's lost the players. that huddle on the pitch at wembley.......desperate. GET RAFA OR SAM on the phone!

which players will smith throw under the bus tonight?

comical that attacxk from villa. the leciseter player was on the ground 3 players had a go but the defender still managed to get it clear...........then Vardy's drought ends. calamity absolute calamity