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I think it was just the Harlem Globetrotters, not a team of retired players iirc. Vice made a documentary of his travels there, it was pretty surreal in an odd way like how people were pretending to be using a computer for the visiting Americans. His presence just made an odd country even odder

I'll have to try playing as Villa with the default team one of these days. Sounds like a right nightmare. Speaking of nightmares, El Classico against Madrid is obscenely difficult. Even last year I got trounced for 10 on one occasion. I had to build a super team full of legends before I could even compete.

He was a basketball player who famously played on THAT Bulls team in the 90's. He was the one with the rainbow swirled hair Rather eccentric fellow, who once married himself

Man, what were you doing in the 90's that you don't recognize Dennis Rodman?

In my 2016 save he won European player of the year without even being signed to any team He didn't play a lot for me though. Hard to dislodge Messi or Maradonna.

I'm playing as Barca and can field a whole XI of 80+ players and it's crazy hard. The AI don't give you any time on the ball, and at the same time it's hard as hell to get it off them. Have to rely on a couple of moments of magic from Messi or Neymar to even score. I've only ever dominated a team once, and even that game ended 0-0 . Good thing about that is that I've been playing around with tactics more than I ever did to try to find a winning formula. Last year I was able to sign Zidane, Scholes, Ronaldo and possibly Maradonna in my first window as Barca, now my scout is recommending Hutton I swear I'm not making this up

Started a ML with Barcelona, and holy ***** is this game hard on the hardest difficulty. I scrape by every game 1-0 and get held by all kinds of minnows. The worst part of this year's ML is the transfer system. I can't even buy a player without blowing my entire budget. I managed to sneak in Inzaghi (and did a pretty much straight swap for Modric with Rakitic) but he ate up almost all of my 40M budget. I originally wanted to buy Ronaldo but kept getting rejected until I eventually got quoted for 98M . My squad is horrible and I barely rotate because of it and it's gonna be a long hard slog. In a way I like it like that, but damn it's frustrating as hell

Why foul, Hutton you absolute bonehead

Yep. Take off Gabby and one of Jedinak or Bacuna...I can't decide who's been worse for Grealish and Westwood. We might be able to keep the ball then.

Bacuna and Jedinak literally do not think before they do anything. So frustrating.

Nah just lost weight. But I'm pretty sure he's had a hair transplant though

Chester is too cool

Wtf was that from Jedinak

Tfw we're getting ripped apart by a Paul Lambert team

Bacuna literally just kicks the ball. Absolutely zero thought goes into his game.

Yeah I think there were like 3, but it's still crazy. Really good goals too for the most part. What the heck was he doing languishing in League 1?

11 goals and 21 assists in one season? That's ridiculous even for an attacking midfielder or even a wide forward wtf. I've never heard of those type of stats from any deep lying midfielder ever, not even from the very best in the game.

I don't know, it's kind of growing on me.

I don't know about you guys but Schneiderlin is a superb signing for them. Gana, Barry, Schneiderlin and Barkley is a very strong midfield.

Or just her face onto Trump's disabled impression.

Why were reporters giving applause, especially when he was berating another reporter wtf

Greatest jobs producer that God ever created. Eloquent Edit: Then he goes and tops himself a couple of minutes later with number 1 tricky. Don't mind me I'm just watching the presser now

I can't wait for the movie that will inevitably come out about this fiasco.

We live in a world where 4chan is casually discussed by politicians and on the mainstream media. They've come a long way