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  1. Michelsen

    Dean Smith

    And a box of bootlaces he’s nicked from the bootroom, plotting his revenge by making it impossible for his successor to build a proper game plan.
  2. Michelsen

    Dean Smith

    I reckon he’s taken a photo of stuff Bruce left in the manager’s office. Unused training diaries, unused tactics board, unused computer, frequently used takeaway menus etc etc.
  3. Michelsen

    January transfer window 2019

    Just don’t Bohr us to death.
  4. Michelsen

    January transfer window 2019

    I know, I know. It was a (very, very bad) chemestry joke.
  5. Michelsen

    Dean Smith

    As long as he has the self-belief not to be daunted by the size of the job, I’m very happy with this. I hope he sticks to his ideals and doesn’t waiver at the first sign of adversity. He needs to be tough enough not to crack under pressure himself and, just as importantly, have the charisma to make sure the players believe in him too. JT as assistant should help with that. In terms of playing style and coaching credentials, he’s excactly what we need, judging by how well he’s done at Brentford and how his teams play. He’ll have us prepared and will pay attention to the details of each game. He’ll, hopefully, quickly make our players look like they actually practice playing football with eachother. This will make a world of difference with the talent we have in the squad. Welcome, Dean, and the very best of luck to you.
  6. Michelsen

    New Manager Speculation

    First task: Find out if it’s legal for us to loan Januzaj.
  7. Michelsen

    New Manager Speculation

    Yes, definitely, but most of all we need attention to detail and proper coaching.
  8. Michelsen

    New Manager Speculation

    I was just playing along!
  9. Michelsen

    Things that piss you off that shouldn't

    Legumes. /pea-dant.
  10. Michelsen

    New Manager Speculation

    Don’t be silly! We didn’t have linesmen.
  11. Michelsen

    New Manager Speculation

    Gives me a bit more gravitas when I shout obsceneties at the linesman! (I actually did coach boys’ football for a number of years)