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James Milner has a Michelin-star. But no-one knows why.

No you can't watch it on the iPhone, which is a shame But the interface is much easier than with normal phones. You can just choose what type of show: Channel and time. and then press record. Easy!

I have just downloaded the coolest application on my iPhone. It's called TV Plus, and if anyone has an iPhone and Sky+, I recommend you get it It's a fantastic TV guide which is synced with Sky's TV Guide, and you can set it up to record on your Sky+ box! So if you go out for the day and think 'Shit, I forgot to tape Lost tonight', you can just do it from your phone. Genius.

James Milner was only signed by MON to allow the fans to make fish puns. This never materialised, but flukily for O'Neill he turned out to actually be quite good at football.

And 15 of that was on Fellaini. Must admit I do have alot of respect for David Moyes.

Al Pacino. No contest.

I think the mods needs to being in a new card of card for stopping people posting drunken polls. Though I do think an award for having Mr Bean, Che Guevara and Charles Bronson on the same poll should be created.

Al Pacino. No contest.

Al Pacino. No contest.

Just stealing from Chuck Norris facts...: Scientists have calculated the energy created at the Big Bang and the creation of the universe to be precisely 1JMFKS. (One James Milner Free Kick Stike)

Interesting how 2 players from the same team can be sent off so close to each other? FIghting each other or just seperate incidents?

I believe there is an app available for forwarding messages.. There's also an app for sending photo's you take to other phones via MMS. Not 100% as I don't actually have either. And Laura - there are many technical things I can run you through doing, like forced recovery mode... but frankly it's not really worth it as you can get an appointment in any Apple store very easily, and there geniuses are... genius. They'll probably fix it in minutes... if not they'll give you a replacement phone. I got an appointment the next day, at a time which suited me best (10am) at the store in the Bull Ring about a week before Christmas, when the store was very busy. If you go on their website you can reserve a time for tomorrow and you'll be seen straight away.

It's the Anti-Rob!

Have to agree with chris... this would be very poor for attracting new fans. It could also mean a raise in prices for the 'normal' fan to compensate for the lost revenue. Also raises a question of what you call loyalty. I know someone who lives in Denmark and still see's Villa 20 odd times a season. To me that is more dedication than someone who lives in the same postcode as VP going to every home game, yet under any sort of 'more history - more discount' scheme he would get no reward at all. Also people who work overtime all week just to afford to see the Villa - I'd say they are more deserving than someone rich who'll get a season ticket every year and won't even think of costs. I've voted for too complicated in the poll for this reason. I don't think you can reward 'loyalty' when loyalty itself is far too loosely defined.

I'd get my daily limit on all 3 of my accounts (although only two are cards... BOOO!) and then sit on the money for 6 months to avoid Bick's theft by finding rule.

Unfortunately doesn't matter. It's still stealing even if it's given to you. When I worked in renting we had council tax continuously **** up and give us back money we apparently overpaid or something.. they'd always realise their error and then send a (bloody threatening considering it was their mistake!) letter to us saying we owe them and that they will be taking further action if it's not paid. I'd take advantage... I am a very moral person but I admit I would... but I wouldn't spend it.. I'd hang on to it for a while... if a year down the line has passed and nothings been said, i'll assume all is good and go on holiday.

My brother has Apple TV and he can now control that with his iPhone. So that's now his stereo, car stereo and his TV completely controlled by his phone. I wonder if the next step is drawing his curtains with the press of a button on it..

We even played it the imperial march from star wars.. and it came up with 'London Philharmonic Orchestra - something or other in Bm (extract from the film "A New Hope", 1977)' Insane. Also worked with live stuff I've played... and it's managed it in a busy pub with people talking over the top and lots of background noise. Apparently you can do it with ordinary phones aswell, you dial a number but you pay per call, so to get it for absolutely free is brilliant

Shazam is bloody amazing. I have no idea how it works.

I'm kinda glad to be back.. but I wish I was part time I was getting very bored at home, but now it's Friday, I'm tired and hungover and wish I had the day off..

ITK time! My friends dog's warden's grandmothers milkman's brother is a binman at small heath and found some scraps of paper from the bins of the directors office there. 'Shite history, Shite future' 'No history, shite future' 'Cancel loan. Oh, and newspapers!'

Yeah.. I slightly overused the bracket buttons didn't I? Basically - poor lower league clubs are more **** than poor Premiership clubs. Blackburn have very little money but have found themselves pushing for top 6. Luton Town are still on -1 points.

I think alot of things decide success.. not just sense but also support and motivation. QPR are very rich and haven't had much success yet. Money plays a much bigger role in the lower leagues than the Premiership I think... I believe a poor (by Premier League standards) Premiership side is more likely to have success (Blackburn, Bolton..) than a poor (by League 1 standards) League 1 side has of being promoted. I don't think money alone will get you success in the Premier League.. whereas I'm pretty sure you could buy your way out of League 2.

I've had the most fun with acid, with the most bearable after effects, so it's that for me. Found shrooms pretty crap on the two occasions I've tried those though. Cocaine is certainly fun but I felt like shit each time I've done that afterwards. Ecstasy is a waste of time. Cannabis isn't really in the same categories as these others though, it's just a recreational drug.

Well that basically translates to Wenger's about to table a bid for Arteta then.