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A second goal in the first 10 minutes would make me feel a lot more comfortable when I switch over to the National for 5 minutes.

Zog or Bent on for Bowery at some point. I don't think Bowery's been dreadful but he's slowing our attacks down.

I'm pretty certain if they do turn up on your doorstep you have the right to refuse them entry for 24 hours, which is more than enough time to hide your TV aerial. I'm not a big watcher of television anyway but back when I was in uni I just rang them up and told them I had a TV but the only thing it was used for was a games console and they never bothered us again. I'm living in France now so it's not something I have to worry about, but with websites like FilmOn.com I can watch all the terrestrial British television I like for free - although I mostly use it to watch re-runs of Premier League and FA Cup games on the FilmOn Football channel.

I'll be backing Ballabriggs as the McCain/Maguire combination is one I can never turn down, not too sure about the rest of the field. Had my biggest bet on Chicago Grey last year and probably won't be doing so again.

Finished my fourth season with Toulouse, progress so far: 2012/2013: Ligue 1 - 1st 2013/2014: Ligue 1 - 7th Champion's League - Quarter Final (knocked out by Real Madrid) 2014/2015: Ligue 1 - 2nd 2015/2016: Ligue 1 - 1st Champion's League - First Knockout Round (knocked out by Real Madrid, again) Total spent/sold: £58m/£39.5m Despite only spending a total of £18.5m over four seasons, winning the league twice, and qualifying for the Champion's League for the third time, I've only been given a transfer budget of £6m for the forthcoming season.

Cracking effort from Barton.

Burkey 1-0!

Should be 1-0 up, great chance.

Prediction time: Stoke - Draw Fulham - Draw Manure - Loss Sunderland - Win Norwich - Draw Chelsea - Loss I'm pretty certain nine points will guarantee safety, that's six before the Wigan game..

**** HELL BANNAN!

Here we go..

Strap yourselves in, this isn't going to be comfortable.

This is where we could do with Holman to run around and put a bit of pressure on them. I wouldn't necessarily change anything yet but I'd like to see Delph on for Bannan at some point.

The international break seems to have done Lowton the world of good, looks refreshed.

I'm not Bannan's biggest fan but to be fair Sylla's pass didn't make it easy for him.

great tackle Baker.

Fully deserved that, the lads look up for this today.

YESSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How did that not go in!? Brilliant cross.

Benteke and Weimann could be a lethal partnership, always seem to know where one another are.

Silva makes it 2-0.

City winning.

Lambert 2-1. FFS Chelsea.

Carruthers 3-1!

1-1