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Taps and Chickens ? I likes the one fromt he weekbefore, the "football conversation". Tears of laughter literally.

Does a downloaded radio broadcast count? If so - r4's, "I'm sorry I haven't a clue", which will be followed by "the Mitchell and Webb sound". 2 of the funniest things ever. If your talking about music, the last thing listend to earlier was Altered Images 12' extended dance remix of "Dont talk to me about love". Feel free to laugh, but she was *lovely*. (Rubs trousers @ thoughs of Claire Grogan).

Character transfer last night - Vilajuju is now on TM - I thought it took days, but took about an hour! And I maanged to get some decent blues on the AH for the hunter from the Deathwing AH! Deathwing seems a much more lively server, and the AH had more on it than TM. If they've fixed the lag, Id say "go back!"

Shamelessly stonel from Radio 4's Jo Caulfield show.... If in chinatown in london, you come across a Chinese restaurant full of Chinese people eating, the food is probably excellent. If you go to a Polish Restaurant in London and its its full of Polish people, the foots probably dreadful, but they will have excellent plastering on the walls.... And in a Star Wars Fancy Dress competition, there are no winners and losers........ Only Losers....

But are you on our server and what are your toon names?

TBH, I think your wrong Rev, I think he needs 4 totems in his bag to launch all the different elemental totem "spells". Each one is gained through either a quest or quest chain. I know when I didnt realise this ang had got to about l40 without having picked up a quest in 1k needles, the air one I think, people were questioning why I couldnt lay down a particular helpful totem, and it was because without having it in my bag, I'd not been able to learn them. I think it was the air totem, the last one you get in my circumstance. Anyway, whats your characters name, which server are you on mate?

Taken from our guild site, obviosuly shamelesly stolen from elsewhere, and I'm sure you've seen it anyway..... NEW 25 man Raid. Preparation You can find an SL warlock outside IF or Orgrimmar, this is the place were most SL warlocks hang out. To initiate combat, you should approach the warlock and talk to him. He will say something about how nerfed warlock were, and how they could not kill anyone in previous patches, and how they became godlike while mages are now water dispensers. After you talk to him, click DUEL to start the fight. PHASE ONE The warlock will begin the fight without a pet, because he will feel too overpowered to use a pet against you. MT#1 and MT#2 should position the warlock so that his back will face the tank farther away from the IF door. It is advisable for them to have at least 350 shadow resistance, and one of them should also have 250 fire resist minimum. (This is explained later). Greater Shadow Protection pots are also a good commodity, as Whipper root tubers and +50 stamina potions from the quest in Blasted Lands. The melee DPS group should stay behind the warlock, near the tank farther away from the Gate. This is done because they will need to retreat behind the tank and bandage, from time to time. It is important for the raid to have about 120-200 shadow resistance, which will help sustain the damage. Keep in mind you will need at least 2 dispellers for each debuff type, otherwise you will wipe pretty soon. During Phase 1, the warlock will perform a series of attacks: SHADOW BOLT: A bolt of shadow is launched every 4 seconds to the tank that has aggro, causing 1200 to 2500 shadow damage, depending on resistance. A shadow bolt will crit between 3500 and 6500 damage, again depending on the target resistance. This is were MT#2 should come into play: If a Shadowbolt crits MT#1, he will have a debuff that will increase Shadow damage by a Zillion times. This is when MT#2 should taunt the warlock to prevent MT#1 from dying. MT#1 will then do the same thing once another Shadowbolts crits MT#2. Curse of Doom: Every 1 minute, the warlock will cast CoD on a random raid member. This member should move outside the raid and unload full DPS, since he will die within the minute. Shadowburn: The warlock will cast Shadowburn everytime he changes target. If one of the raid members gets aggro, he will suffer shadowburn and instantly die. It is important not to OverDPS, or members will die one after another. Fear: The warlock will cast Fear on a randomy raid member, every few seconds. You should provide everyone with Fear Ward if you have it, and dispel fear ASAP, especcially on MTs and Healers. Phase 1 is relatively easy and will last until the warlock has 70% life. This can take between 3 and 5 minutes, depending on your equipment. PHASE TWO When the warlock reaches 70% life, he will instacast a felhunter and Soul Link it. This is when the fight becomes harder. Note: You cannot kill the warlock while the felhunter is alive. If you try to, the warlock will say that It's not his time yet and will use an healthstone, which will probably render the fight impossible in phase three. Note: MT#3 and MT#4, which are tanking the felhunter, should stay at least 10 yards away from the warlock Phase two is all about killing the felhunter. The felhunter CANNOT BE DAMAGED by magic, as it has very high magic resistance. Also, during phase two, you should not magic debuff the pet or the warlock, otherwise the felhunter will remove the debuff and heal himself. MT#1 & #2 should stay on the warlock with a few healers, while the melee DPS group will take down the Felhunter, while the magic DPS group focuses on the warlock. During this phase, the warlock will receive next to no damage, as he is Soul Linked to the pet. During Phase two, the warlock will have a new attack at his disposal: Hellfire: Every 20 seconds, the warlock will cast Hellfire and hit anyone within 10 yards for an incredible amount of Fire damage. Every DPS class standing near the warlock should retreat and bandage as soon as he casts hellfire. Only the MT with Fire resistance should remain near the warlock. This is done because if the warlock finds no one within melee range during Hellfire, he will summon an Infernal and wipe the raid. When the Felhunter is dead, PHASE THREE begins. PHASE THREE Phase three will begin as soon as the Felhunter is dead. Notes: The warlock should be at around 40% health now. If he's any higher than that, you'll prolly not be able to take him down before you wipe. Also, if you have more than 6-7 dead members by now, you will probably wipe as you can't do enough DPS. During phase three, the warlock will use all his arsenal to kill you. Curse of Shadow/Elements/Agony: Every 10 seconds, the warlock will cast a random Curse on the entire raid. These debuffs should be removed as soon as possible. If CoE or CoS are not removed after 10 seconds, the warlock will cast Immolate/Shadowbolt on the member, killing him. Howl of Terror: The Warlock will randomy cast HoT, hitting all the melees around him. You need to be quick and dispel Fear on the MTs otherwise they will lose aggro. Death coil: The most imbalanced spell in the warlock's arsenal. This spell will be cast on a random raid member killing him, and will heal the warlock. CT_raidassist will warn you when the warlock is about to cast Deathcoil, and all Healers should hide behind the tank. If more than 3-4 healers are killed, the MTs will not be able to sustain damage and die, wiping the raid. PHASE FOUR When the warlock is at 5% life, he does an emote saying "Imba Warlock performs one last service for Blizzard" He will then cast Curse of Doom on the entire raid. This means you need to kill him within one minute, or you will wipe. You should have at least 15-20 DPS classes still alive here, otherwise you won't be able to kill him in time. If you manage to kill him within the minute, congratulations! You just killed the hardest boss currently in World of Warcraft!

I find them a bit middle of the road to be honest.....

Re-roll is old terminolagy from D&D days, it means just create a new character on the Tarren Mill server, and you'll find a whole heap of people happy to help you and provide advice, items, show you around ect ect..

Yep, before you invest much time where you are, , re roll on the Tarren Mill server - its where the rest of us are..... And Horde, obviously.... Post your name here so we can add you to our friends list....

Club bashing aside, its an interesting one. Certainly they managed to get some temporary class from premiershipclubs in on loan, and I think the board is aware they will have to spend big again to try and compete. They are on no better position, possibly a worse position in terms of squad than last time. Having said that, they were very unlucky with injuries last time, and having spend big on ageing journeymen, a gamblewhich ultimately failed, they might be looking across the city to see how we manage our squad, with lots of acadamy and youth talent rather than old mercenaries. Certainly if suggesitons that AVFC are to spend big in the summer, it will be interesting to see what reaction the bluse board has to this.

Have you been hanging around Drat too long..... that was really really poor.....

He's not been with us long, and usually in the gc channel he doesnt appear like a total arse. I'll just have a polite quick word about manners with him sometime.......

I always find these games are especially dismal as I'm usually sat in a pub with the London Villans.... Theres something about a whole heap of Villa fans watching a team fall apart like a cheap sofa from DFS that magnifies the depression.

Martin O Neill was reputed to be telephoning the local funeral service for a new midfielder, , as he has been advised its the only chance of getting a good Ball into the box before the end of the season.......

It does look uncomfortably like he's Rod Hull trying to bugger Emu......

I'm in Arathi Highlands with er, l;oads of group quests... *cough*

I bought a 400d with a Tamron 55-200 the other week. If far more kit than I'll need or master for the next 50 years.

I must admit - I had a 2 month break from wow, and now that I'm levelling a third serious toon, that the games fun again. Logged on at about 7:00 last night and made over a level (Merkins up to 33), just with our GM's alts doing a bit of power levelling. The game had become stale with the druid, and the shammie is stuck on deathwing, but the hunters fun.

TRL, seeing as priests have such shitty heals, how do you account for the screenshot that says otherwise?

lol@ vt chat whilst al that carnage was going on. I wondered why you were just a touch slow to respond..... We never did decide on a name for the bear......

If Zat Knight thinks he's good enough for the noses, then he clearly isnt good enough for Villa.Dont forget, this is post Ellis Villa. We can do better. We will do better than a jouneyman who has settled for second best and no trophys.

Ok. Dont shoot me for these..... Aparently after being dumped out of the Cricket World Cup, the country has now adopted a new national sport....... Bob Slaying.... And apparently, due to the delay in the autopsy, the team were said to be disappointed not to be going home with "the ashes".......

Well, I thought I'd come back for a bit. An hour later after the buggy download that kept telling me there were errors and stopping, when there clearly were not. And then my ui was shot to pieces - How many new revized downloads were needed! :-( It all came back to me why I stopped in the first place!