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Django_Zooms

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  1. We have been missing the UK Eurovision song vote for this match. And we thought Villa were lost and confused. Camp British people still believe that Europe will vote for our X Factor runners-up, despite Brexit!
  2. Crikey. Villa now on a par with golf, Volvos and the M&S beige range
  3. Darren Moore in the crowd. Now thinking, I could take time off work the rest of tonight and next Saturday.
  4. Valentine’s Day is next week, so as soon as they bag their second, I will relieve my long-suffering wife on the other sofa, then let her watch reruns of old GB Bake Offs on Sky 133...
  5. Someone still gets innuendo, if you are watching, the cast of Carry On & The Two Ronnies.
  6. Now come on. That is simply not true. He has frequently shown up, to concede yet another free kick near his own penalty area...
  7. Why are they wearing their (horrible) away kit when they are playing as the home side? Wait... What?!
  8. Andy Hinchcliffe asks at the beginning of every commentary whether Villa’s wide midfielders will defend properly. Was he coached to exploit Tony Daley at a young age??!
  9. Sheffield U are a very decent team but still building. Our squad selection is unexpected. Therefore, we must hope that our management team have spotted a tactical weakness. That or all of our other players are injured...
  10. None of these signings were obvious, so eventually assessing them with hindsight will prove or disprove that Villa’s new management team are as clever as we need them to be.
  11. BBC Sport employees holding a wake. Their bias towards their beloved MUFC, held by lowly Burnley.
  12. No chance of the play offs if struggling to thrash crappy Tractor Boys.
  13. Thierry Henry being sacked by Monaco over anger issues. Bullet dodged, Villa!
  14. Oh dear oh dear oh dear. That is an unmitigated disaster. No play offs this season. Get promoted next season or become a Sunderland.
  15. Is it to be a whole lifetime without seeing them win the FA Cup...? Probably not. And we could really do with good ole “concentrate on the league” this season again.
  16. There’d better be 10 minutes additional time for their cheating. Unless we are ahead.
  17. Their time wasting should rank as a criminal offence. Like our inability to defend.
  18. Oh I do hope that Villa score the first 1 or 2 goals & then concede enough to drop another 2 or 3 points & stay in this division with less and less money. We have seen that so rarely...
  19. We wants it. 98% of all football coverage on the BBC. Our Precious. Precioussss!
  20. Merry Christmas, Dirty Leeds. From Another Humiliating Defeat In An 8 Year Run Of Humiliating Defeats FC.
  21. He saw Ron Saunders and knee jerked with saying Bobby Robson’s Ipswich were ‘edged out’. Fact: under 3 points for a win, which came in the very next season, Ipswich would have been beaten by 7 clear points.
  22. Leeds bringing on more and more GCSE pupils to humiliate the founders of league football...
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