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Wasn't funny from where I was seated No wipeage? :|

I saw something really funny today. A bloke with a Sherpa hat got out of his car at a red light, ran to the car in front, mooned and pressed his arse up the window, then got back into his car.

Be aware women judge you on where flowers come from - they look online to see what you spent. I once send a girl a bunch from Sainsburys. It looked a great bunch, but somehow, Sainsburys doesnt say "Romance" like a real flower shop. for the sake of a tenner, make sure your gift is delivered with the aplomb you desire. ANy woman who does that isn't worth bothering with in the first place I bought my girlfriend a bunch of flowers from Morrisons, she was a bit disappointed.

Giant Haystacks?

Hendrie had the ability to be much better than he was, but he didnt make the most out of himself as a footballer. Made himslef a nice living though eh His Dad cleans our wheely bin btw, with a lad that looks like Lees brother.

Liverpool 0-0

Both my streams gone down, anyone got any links?

Cheers peterms.

Typical end of season, nothing to play for, drab match

'More great discipline' says Mcleish.

Primal Scream - Star

Male, unlucky.

Whats the other problem, if you dont mind me asking? Ive got a back problem and that gets me down and tires me out as well as other stuff.

Seems a good test to me, it gives a general idea.

Havent a clue about photography, but theyre good to look at.

Id say if you get a bit of a sweat on the brow, fine, carry on, but as soon as sweat hits the ass crack its time to stop.

Factor 50 for me....i am a ginger.

Chindie. This might not make you feel better but did you know that 1 in 3 people have a mental illness at any one time and there are probably a lot more people out there that keep it quiet. I suppose mental health is still taboo, i dont normally talk about it. Ive had problems for a while. If you think you might need to go and talk to a doctor, why not do it, it wont hurt to talk about it and its obviously confidential.

Awesome film, one of my favourites. it's good if you watch that then have the Che movie double, whilst having the obligatory whiskey/rum. By the end you feel the need to start a revolution, only to turn to your current FM game and pay everyone the same wage.

Assuming your life hasn't actually gone to pot, it's a chemical imbalance that can be rectified with plenty of this Plus it's Friday so it'd be rude not to! Makes things worse if your truly depressed.

I did consider this, but i gave NOTHING away. Theres obviously people masquerading as mediums or psychics, but we dont really know either way do we?? Anyway this is me zipping it on this one.

I can understand people dismissing things if theres no concrete evidence, but when stuff happens on a regular basis and cant be explained, then SOMETHING must be happening whether its ghost related or not. The things that were happening in the house and my daughter being scared also led me to go and see a psychic. I was expecting a big crowd but luckily for us only 3 or 4 turned up, which meant more time for us to have a 'reading'. Now she didnt know we were going because we never rang up or gave them any of our details, so she wouldnt be able to dig up any information about us and our family. The things she told us about ourselves were very, very accurate. She told us she was speaking to 2 of our dead family members and told me my moms name, my girlfriends moms name and several other bits of info that she wouldve had no way of knowing. She wasnt throwing names out or fishing for clues off us, she just got things bang on. I dont know if she was talking to spirits or whether she was mind reading or what, but she had something going on. Its not something that i really want to dwell on, but its an experience nonetheless.

Was this with RedditchGhostWalks by any chance? I didnt exactly go on a ghost walk, but spent a few hours in a haunted pub. Im not that into this sort of thing, but a few months ago things started happening in the house, like things being moved around, doors locking on their own, tv being turned over, lights being turned off, girlfriend was 'pushed' and saw a shadow on the wall, my daughter was terrified of something on the ceiling that we couldnt see. It was scaring my daughter and beginning to unnerve us a little bit, especially as the woman that previously lived here had an'old man' haunting the place. We decided to get someone in to take a look and if something was in the house and the results were amazing. One guy caught a tiny hand on his camcorder that clearly wasnt there when we were originally watching and the 'sensitive' people that were there claimed that they communicated with 'spirits'. I wouldntve normally believed in this sort of stuff but when it happens to you it opens you up. Anyway, the 'haunted' pub was interesting and a bit spooky.

Memento, Shawshank Redemption, Man on the Moon.