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LMAO! They only filled 1/4 of the sty... that is the standards of Wigan... didn't they only have 5000 fans for their FA Cup home match against Hull two weeks ago?

Chihuahuas are for LA wannabee's... Border Terrier's are the best dogs to have!

Listen, I hate small heath as much as the next villa fan, but to completley rule them out being a threat is perhpas naive...they are sitting very close to us in the league and they have not fluked their way there - having watched them they are very tight at the back and although they dont have a very strong threat going forward - their results are speaking for themsleves - they've taken points off Man Utd, Liverpool and Chelsea. They aint going away this time and I think they'll be sustaining their premiership status for a while - they are a million miles away from getting a history like ours...even a squad of the same quality of ours. We should finish above them..but they are getting the media headlines right now, both locally and nationally - im fine with this to be honest...it will only increase the pressure on them and sooner or later they will be dropping points. With their recent results im finding myself looking over my shoulder at them - and if they do get above us this weekend then we've got 2 games in hand to get oursleves in the ascendency - which im sure we will. Im more concerned with our performances than theirs...just hope we shut the cocky **** up in April! Yep, totally understand what you're saying buddy. The way I look at small heath right now is how I look back on Hull last season. Once Geovanni and another player (can't remember his name) got injured, thats when they faced the problems and their weak squad was found out. Once one of their best players gets injured, they'll struggle I think and they don't have the resources for such a small and weak squad. Fair play to them with their unbeaten run, but it's just a matter of time before their fun ends and they'll be slipping down the table... bias aside a team like Birmingham CANNOT keep this up - we proved that last season and we've got a much better squad than Birmingham. Still, no matter how good small heath have been recently the mighty Villa are still ahead of them in the league and that speaks measures really considering their recent run and once their fun ends they'll be slipping down the table and I think everyone will have forgotton about them so we can just put the final indirect nail in the coffin when we play them in April!

I know better GILFS out there... Stephanie Beacham is incredibly hott for a 62-year old woman.

"This is what it's like to be Birmingham, this is what it's like to be small, this is what it's like when your team wins nothing at all'

I like how Citeh's motto is "The Pride of Manchester", oh dear.

Why the crap have the Birmingham media starting obsessing with small heath?! They've never given a shit about them before and now they're writing stupid articles saying how they could be a threat to us when they never have and never will be!

I know heathens get upset when everyone says "you can't keep this up much longer" - it's true they can't unless you're an excellent team which they're certainly not. We went on a similar run last season and proved we just couldn't keep it up because we just couldn't because it was always going to end and it didn't help that we hit a low blow with critical injuries and not having a strong enough squad. small heath have been extremely lucky injury-wise and when they start to pick up some injuries where it shows their squad is too small and weak their fun will end and everyone will forget about them again.

**** Wigan **** up their own under-soil heating. This is annoying me now... two consecutive games of ours getting called off, which is bad because this game is going to have to played during mid-week at some point now. Oh well, shit happens but the Blackburn game on Thursday better get played!

a lot of people say this and to a degree we heard it said a lot about Ellis as well , but seriously , we are better people than that aren't we ? I mean i'm no fan of Brown and if he were to get disemboweled by a pack of hungry dogs I wouldn't shed a tear over him ..but nor would i celebrate either Unfortunately there's a few people who are sick in the head and enjoy the fact someone has died...

With those wonderful words of Paxman like political comment, I wonder what makes you think that Shameron - are we playing the name calling now? - would be a good PM and what he would bring to you and the country? I am intrigued as to why you say that Lord AirBrush Dave would be better - its' a snow day so plenty of time :-) I'm not being a wussy calling names (even though I think it's fair to say Boredom Drown is even too miserable to be a undertaker), I'm just stating what everyone else thinks pretty much... opinion polls will tell you the same and even more people on here would rather have Lib Dems than Labour stay in power for another 4 years. David Cameron is bold, ambitious, won't dick around and certainly won't be boring old sod like Gordon Brown is who even needs his wife to give out a speech for him because he's so shit. Cameron > Brown FACT.

If there was a general election tomorrow... I'd vote the for Conservatives (they'll be winning the general election easily.. any fool can see Cameron is better for the job than Boredom Drown). Gordon Brown is a **** joke... not quite as bad a Mr Bush, but close. The Labour Party is a **** joke too tbf. EDIT: Suprised to see so many have voted for Lib Dems.

Patrick Viera HAHAHAHA. Why is Mancini using this bizarre aproach of buying a player who's past it... it's the same with Slyvinho - why did they buy him when they could of got their hands on any left-back they wanted to. Just strange... I really don't understand why they'd do this, are they trying to set this weird trend of having shit loads of money but buying old players where the manager thinks he'll still 'fit' into the team? but in all fairness, would be hilarious if Barry lost his place to Viera lol.

Yeah... I've just noticed the tinted orange night sky too. It looks nice but at the same time, strange.

No eggs? All the sponge cakes I've always used eggs and flour with a ton of air whisked into them. But I guess because the cake calls for chunks of pineapple, it can't be too light or else it can't support the fruit. But it does sound interesting and remarkably simple. I'll try it when I have the time, will tell ya how it turns out. Haha. Yeah... it doesn't taste quite like a classic victoria sponge-type cake, the texture of the sponge is more moiste (kind of sticky)... but it's still technicially a sponge but tastes a little bit different to a regular sponge. I had no eggs at the time though... so I was a bit stuck but gave it a go and turned out great so it's still a great recipe to have if you have no eggs available; hopefully you'll like it too!

I don't see any ginger (urgh!) at all, not even any subtle amounts along the sideburns... he his certainly BLONDE.

Just watching Sex and the City on Sky Movies with my sister now... I've witnessed some very raunchy scenes already... I'm sure Rob would like them!

OFF. THE GAME IS OFF. I knew it wouldn't go ahead.

Yeh... I don't think this game will be happening tonight, the snow is crazy here in Birmingham... the north-west have already had their shit loads of snow (and is still snowing); it'd be wise to call this off pretty soon unless they're sure the weather will settle down and the roads are safe-ish which I don't think will happen.

yeah... sky sports news are doing their best to be completely oblivious to that there's severely bad weather in the north-west... the snow is deep and thick and there's a possibility the game won't be played... I really hope it doesn't get called off, I'll be annoyed but I reckon this will still go ahead hopefully.

I heard Milner is a doubt... I'm weighing up our options with what formation we should use... 4-4-2 would be Young - Petrov - Coker - Downing; or, we could go with 5 in the middle and play Young - Petrov (holding) - Coker - Delph - Downing. I'd feel more confident of winning this if we play 4-5-1...

lmao, just made the most easiest cake you'll ever make! It's pineapple sponge cake and litterally all you need to do is put in a tin of pineapple (or you could just smash up pinapple rings or chunks) put in a mixing bowl, add two cups of self-raising flour and 1 cup of caster sugar mix it all together well... I put it in my Aga for about 20 minutes and out comes a really nice and moiste cake.

Warnock centre-back, Cuellar left-back and Milner on left-wing... :shock: If Milner's good enough to play left wing for England.. :winkold: On second thoughts... maybe give Warnock a rest (or be punished for his **** up against Liverpool! )

Warnock centre-back, Cuellar left-back and Milner on left-wing... :shock: I think we should play... Guzan L.Young - Cuellar - Dunne - Warnock A.Young - Petrov - Milner (playmaker) - Coker - Downing Agbonlahor

Hey General and Happy New Year! Quick question; did O'Neill know that Brad Guzan is a bit of an expert at saving penalties prior to when we signed him? Again, the signing of Guzan from Chivas USA for only £750,000 was a bargain and another astute bit of business from MON - Guzan is already a top-class goalkeeper, every Villa fan can see this.