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Villaninireland

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  1. Thanks Bicks. Never really taken many pictures before but like you say I have the shutter bug.
  2. Your not lone in seven cities - Solar Stone v Olive.
  3. Thanks Alan. One of the hoverfly was shown on Irish tv last tuesday. I was delighted with myself.
  4. Straight to number 1- Touch and Go. Dirtiest song ever written.
  5. Now sat in Dolphins coffeeshop in Amsterdam with big fat spliff.
  6. All of the above apart from heroin and crack.
  7. I am currently in Amsterdam so yes I am a stoner. Pity you cannot pick more than one thing though.
  8. My photograph of a feeding hoverfly was shown on Irish tv on Tuesday. I missed it though. Ah the perils of being in Amsterdam for a week.
  9. 2 blondes walk into a department store. They walk up to the perfume counter and pick up a sample bottle. Sharon sprays it on her wrist and smells it. "That's quite nice innit, don't you fink Trace" "Yeah what's it called?" "Viens a moi" "Viens a moi, what the fack does that mean?" At this stage the assistant offers some help. "Viens a moi, ladies, is French for 'come to me'" Sharon takes another sniff and offers her arm to Tracey again saying..... "That doesn't smell like come to me, does that smell like come to you?" A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom. You know what?", says the 7 year old, "I think it's about time we start swearing." The 4 year old nods his head in approval. "When we go downstairs for breakfast I'm gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?" "Ok" the 4 year old agrees with enthusiasm. The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast. "Oh, shit mum, I guess I'll have some Coco Pops" WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up, and ran upstairs crying his eyes out. She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, "And what do YOU want for breakfast, young man?! "I don't know," he blubbers, "but you can bet your ****' arse it won't be Coco Pops. " One fine day mister rabbit goes running around the forest and he sees a giraffe rolling a big fat juicy joint and says "giraffe giraffe! why do you smoke puff? come run with me and get fit instead" so the giraffe stops rolling his reefer and runs with the rabbit . Then they come across an elephant doing big fat lines of charlie on a mirror . The rabbit says "elephant elephant. why do you do drugs? come run with us instead and get fit ." so the elephant stops and goes running with the two then they come across a lion preparing a syringe of smack "lion lion" cries the rabbit, "why do you do drugs? come run with us instead." The lion with a mighty roar squashes the little rabbit to smithereens. "no!" the giraffe and the elephant cry "why did you do that? all he was trying to do was to help you out!" The Lion says "**** rabbit always makes me run around this wanky forest when he's done a few pills. "
  10. Mullered in coffeeshop in Amsterdam.
  11. For the bin dippers game could we do cheer up Stevie Bruce but change it to stevie me and sad scouse b*****d instead of bluenosed b******d ?
  12. I am a complete amateur. Brought cheap camera and just took these.
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