Players let their heads drop easily because as soon as they get to the final third no-one knows what to do with the ball, we have completely forgotten how to attackl
The matchtime thoughts of Fabian Delph:
'Wowee i've got the ball, and wait no i've lost it'
'Hang on i've won the ball back great now lets just get in their half without giving it away within 3 seconds, blimey i've done that now what erm - pass to Gabby..... nope he's being marked heavily, where's Hutton? HUTTTTON? Nope he's not making a fwd run and oh i've lost it.'
'Got the ball, right this time i'm gonna yes i'm gonna pass it to Petrov and...... oh he's passed it back to me and i've, oh i've lost it.'
'Right great pass from Warnock to me and gonna make this one count ok so HOOOF, oh gone out of play again damn'
'Hmmm may aswell just put in a bad tackle'
'Got the ball GOT THE BALL, Bent is waving at me, no wait he's waving at his model girlfriend in the crowd - right lets pass to Ireland, done ..... right where's he going he's crowded out, no-ones made any runs for him and he's lost it and we are getting carved open again'
'Miscontrolled again doh'
'Miscontrolled again doh'
'Miscontrolled again doh'
'Miscontrolled again doh'
'Miscontrolled again doh'
'Over run it'
'Miscontrolled again doh'