LancsVillan

well summised Mr W

If you want LV, knock yourself out, you know where the Post New Button is.... not getting at you Nick - just that on here I cannot understand the number of posts about certain bands / singers if you don't like don't listen to them me - I generally listen to anything that comes on radio or on disks or the net, in fact I rarely know which group I am listennig too.......... they nearly all have made tracks I like or can listen to

ah well that links him - so it's the other thread and yes I've heard of him as he played pretty well for the Aussies in a recent game I'm sure, and he was involved when FC Basle played Liverplop too

ooh can we have one about pnik floyd too and any other feted band, just so I can vote OK - onoffensive to pretty much all of them, yes even pulp

the missus used those words at the weekend but not in that order............... oh back on Topic did anyone mention that we are supposed to be monitorinf the pie eaters Bullard too?

you calling me Carson? no Franks in my family, we got rid of em all when the Euro came in

Daily Star is more of a circus act than a paper see what I tried to do there ;-)

not another midfielder :-) ;-)

which Berger is this then as the one I see plays left side of midfield and will occasionally drift in

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Bri - was just typing something like that (that's three times this week we'd have done that) On the five striker thing I could see us signing another and loaning Luke out for experience, could not should as I see Luke (and Gabby) learning quite a lot about being a striker in the box from Phillips

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got 287gb free on my home PC - hence the pig related chats Rev on works laptop got 3gb out of 30 free!!!

I just did I went for other but don't have a clue who, there are 10 other 'others' as well so far, does anyone have an idea who might be interested? IF anyone is

but not Pole Dancers I bet surprise result so far seeing 1/3 of voters going for 'other'

agree with all you say there blandy and also think there are a lot of cash rich business types who can see us as a good investment. Even when I take off the fans glasses I see a much under marketed global brand, it was a great brand once and could easily be again. Markets in South America and Scandinavia should already be plugged into and they aren't. The only thing we don't have is a 'fashionable' London address but with technology advances and even the better transport links we are 90 minutes or so away from the major connurbations. We were big and could quite easily be big again Just needs someone to take the gamble

the meaning evil been getting touch Rob?

Which Denis is why I think the timing of this - or any - bid is so good, because with Doug out of the way he can only vote by proxy on the board, thus some of his normal allies may just vote against him. As that is a lot easier to do without him present.

went for other

the bold bit above is a mis-quote surely as if that were the case Ellis' would get little more than £20m for his 34% holding

I think he values HIS shares at £60 -£80m which is obviously wrong as that would put them at around £6 per share

bloody hell optimism springs eternal :-)

jinx Jon

so explain the difference in scoring ratio - oops it's pretty much the same explain why bellamy scores so many against the 'better' team - oops he doesn't IMO we are getting carried away because it is a forward, which we do need, and the fact he's £5-6m. And this supposed 'nastiness' we need - WHY?

Have been looking at the respective record for their current clubs and Darius at 35 goals in `07 games is not that much different to Bellamy at 28 in 84. Thing that gets me is the opposition. I know one poster who refers regularly to JPA's record v the 'Top' teams and yet they feel Bellamy is 'class' Well Bellamy has scored once v 'Top' sides and that in a 5-3 defeat wheras Darius has scored against Chels, ManU and Liverplop. missing out v Arse only. So over to you.