LancsVillan

shouldn't you be concentrating on the match SJ?

would have settled for that at start of play yesterday OR today, and at 244-5 I would have ripped your hand off

477 ALL OUT

450-8 Giles out just EDIT bloody bbc website

we won't get to 550 now well played Jones very good 85, even better when I had Freddie for top scorer at 8/1 ;-)

if we're not all out then it'll be whatever is about 17:30 so we get half an hour at them tonight

bloody jinx ;-) Freddie now out for 102!

bloody wicket - Trescothick out to Tait, bloody good ball

it can rain all weekend for me £30 on draw at 6/4 this morning after seeing the weather forecast

you mean the one that took a HUGE deflection and that he dined out on for his entire Villa career ? think he means the one that went straight through the boro wall like an exocet after Thompson asked for the wall to go back about four times and it never budged

19.4 Warne to Trescothick, SIX, tossed up a bit more tempting Trescothick, he takes the bait and bangs the ball back over Warne's head for six!

75-0 and on comes Warne, third ball turned a fair bit :roll:

rebuild it and allow standing again. Oops you mean on the pitch. For now I'd go GB / PB as JLS is injured ;-)

he can rest along with the others - too much rain forecast for this to be anything but a draw

bloody hell I couldn't care less how well a pen is hit so long as it goes in

every team I played in a defender took them, never missed a competitive one either ;-) Barry looked good so if it ain't broke why fix it

hmm shall we do this again after JPA bags a hat-trick tonight ;-)

all these people saying Phillips - are they also the one who decried the siging of him as too old? Are they also basing their opinions on ONE games me thinks so................. When Phillips signed everyone on here said 'good cover for a respectable price' I've seen nothing to change that thinking. And Risso those 30 games would be the 30 games he never had a pacey DazVass alongside him, well as it we've replace DV with a 'better' version I still want to see JPA / Baros - that pairing excites me. Phillips / Baros doesn't

Gotta be Baros / JPA = after all that is what DOL wanted LAST season before a ball was kicked in Euro 2004....... KP has scored once in his home debut - granted but sorry for me JPA is the better option to play with Baros

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oh look a 'significant' thread

well read the thread explaining that I didn't select any players from that time .... and Mc still wouldn't get in anyway

and he won't do it playing for Fulham that is for sure

think his being a villa fan would help with his sitting on the bench at times Chris?