LancsVillan

thought you would get that one

LBJ's Xray is found

blandy scores yet refuses to leave that bloody fence JC, IainG and blandy reach a lifetimes ambition Drats world tour comes to an end. Police are looking for a couple of old muppets

c'mon Rob, get with it

Lisa's dad will soon see through that disguise

BOF not impressed when asked where the updates to his review were

Risso spends quality time with his WoW mates

didn't read back that far ;-)

Ill take your Milosevic and raise you a Collymore :evil: neither of which were even around when DO'L came and FWIW we never lost a penny on Savo. And I'll always thank him scoring the opener in our last winning final

reports just coming in that a dwarf has stabbed someone at the psychics convention. the police are looking a Small Medium at Large

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life? Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions: If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26. Then: H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K 8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98% and K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E 11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96% But, A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E 1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100% And, B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T 2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103% AND, look how far arse kissing will take you. A-R-S-E-K-I-S-S-I-N-G 1+18+5+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 131% So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Arse kissing that will take you to the top.

the secrets out :oops:

that limpid one is superb

bloody students and neighbours I should have guessed and what about Kylie - oops wrong thread

Ligs - it's Jesse Spencer who plays (Robert) Chase in House. And he's a ringer for CV... you can insert your own joke there

we'll ask Simon. As for the likeness thing if you retaliate people will whinge that you've blown the screen size ....

Bad news at VT as Mods CV and Ali are merged

Thing is that I worked on the IT side of Ben Agency and I fully agree that they need to look at reducing the benefit burden, however, they also cannot bucket everyone together. Where they promised to review things in the past they failed why is this different. Anyway I thought the Blair way was to change the way you claim, or rename the benefit and announce a reduction - or was that just unemployment....

yeah like the fact that my ex-brother in law left her and was then paid over £70k for insurance payoff of which she saw nothing, while she cannot afford food, heating etc for her and the kids. Or that the CSA will do feck all to chase him when he is late paying again. But all he has to do is say that he saw her out socialising and she has to prove once more that she is unable to work, despite three different specialists saying it.

I'll admit I haven't read too much about this but I have an opinion (like usual). To claim that doing this will get 1 million back to work is wrong as that would mean you think that 1 million are capable of working in the first place. My sister in law claim Incap Benefit and she would love to go back to work, but the problems with her back mean she cannot work, it really is that simple. Unless you can find a job that allows you to sit down for short periods, then stand at a moments notice until the pain subsides and so on. I know that this is not true of a lot of claimants but to quote 1 million is just stupid and to me too nice an amount

come on Richard - the little subliminal messages dont work now do they? maybe not Ian but he's right some do seem to think of him as untouchable

and soon to be found on a blog no doubt

CV caught reading improper material

Popular Site Admin otherwise known as Le Lapin, checks into thread and has to go shopping

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