LancsVillan

an excellent pick up PB. The fact that Padfield and AV06 have waited to see the proposal, to me says a lot. It says that they are shrewd and know exactly what to offer to get their bid in. It says that they can now use that proposal to mount an offensive on said proposal, including getting the fans to ask questions. Let's wait and see on that one....

glaring error in there Totti I think. The last line doesn't ring true with the rest

he was referring to a consortium that was seen being led around by Elli$

trim really doesnt understand PMS

Mike - someone will no doubt be able to fill in the facts. But there is some financial requirements about any shareholder owning more than 9.9% of shares. Hence why NTL bought 9.9% of numerous clubs some years back. There is also legislation around the delisting of the club and that 'missing' 10%' but I'm struggling to remember it.

VT the site itself has not had a problem, there was a problem with the internet feed provided by a third party. I got two txts on it... which was lower than I expected ! ;-)

it's started....

drat given a timely reminder

Scouse telephonists a little shocked by the antics of bicks it seems

Neither do I actually. I think the land sale, oleary's removal and this bid are all tied together me too Land Sale - removes overdraft O'Leary -not the manager of choice players told that if O'Leary goes soon a new manager and funds will be coming in, hence willingness to produce a 'statement' O'Leary in on it to get a payoff and chance to go to Sunderland (and please take Phillips with you)

why did no one tell me that other post was fecked up??

OF is trying hard to find his old No.1 s he's got the player internal probe starts search for 'sources' with Doug 'abroad' baggie bill searches for his next VP exclusive

see the thing with you photographers is that to me, my picture was a lovley pic of the lake district, one that doesn't need a focus point, no leading lines or whatever that other thing was. Thing is from where I was I cannot see how I could create those three things. Hence the reason for posting. Don't tell me where to go and read about it, I like google as it is, just say. "If you'd taken it from slightly left with that tree in the middle to provide focus ....."

here's a couple I did when 'playing' with my setting on my camera and resized for this flame away bicks .... ;-)

I count headbutting Materazzi as one of the good ones personally. so retaliation from a known trouble maker on another is now good for football is it? Sorry Zidane got what he deserved. I've covered it in the WC thread

Today's news turns into that Gay icon and no not CV

Big Phil obviously worried about meeting Sven again, so much he invites him to game

that going to be another three month zzzzzz like since your last post ;-)

Nominated as the best short joke this year: A three-year-old boy was examining his testicles while taking a bath. "Mom", he asked, "are these my brains?" "Not yet," she replied.

German family head out one Saturday to do some shopping. While in the sports shop the son picks up an England football shirt and says to his sister, "I've decided to be an England supporter and I would like this for my birthday." His big sister is outraged by this and promptly whacks him round the head and says, "Go talk to your mother." So off goes the little lad with the white and red football shirt in hand and finds his mother. "Mum?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday". The mother is outraged at this, promptly whacks him around the head twice and says, "Go talk to your father." Off he goes with the football shirt in hand and finds his father. "Dad?" "Yes son?" "I've decided I'm going to be an England supporter and I would like this shirt for my birthday." The father is outraged and promptly whacks his son around the head 4 times and says: "No son of mine is ever going to be seen in THAT!" About half an hour later they're all back in the car and heading towards home. The father turns to his son and says; "Son, I hope you've learned something today?" The son says, "Yes dad I have." "Good son, what is it?" The son replies, "I've only been an England supporter for an hour and already I hate you German B*st*rds"

Jamie Carragher has a plan to beat Brazil "I'm telling you Mellberg would kill that little twerp like this" NV finally meets Kitey and friends Koller realises he missed Doug's call

pruned due to no posts I guess Bri

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I LAY UPON A GRASSY BANK MY HANDS ALL A QUIVER I SLOWLY REMOVED HER SUSPENDED BELT AND HER LEG FELL IN THE RIVER..... ..... a poem by Paul McCartney.

A duck walks into a bar and asks: "Got any Bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we have no bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, we haven't got any f**king bread." Duck says: "Got any bread?" Barman says: "No, are you deaf?! We haven't got any f**king bread, ask me again and I'll nail your f**king beak to the bar you irritating bast**d of a f**king bird!" Duck says: "Got any nails?" Barman says: "No" Duck says: "Got any bread?