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Piss all happening here too. A leaf blew past my window a few minutes ago. Hardly worth getting DOROTHY III ready to deploy.

You see what you've done Stefan?! Do you?! Edit: You've done it again! Garrrgghh!

I didn't quote bof and replied to him thinking no other swine would post in less than a minute thus not interrupting a two post combo. You were that swine Stefan. You were that swine.

I read it in my mind like the black kid from Malcolm in the middle. Edit: Dammit Stefan!

80 mph winds isn't it. More whisk you to oz rather than cool your soup down.

Chips or scollops? Fried or baked?

You sicken me CED.

So when's it starting in the Midlands? I need to get milk, digestives and scones from tesco in the car but don't want to end up five miles away hugging a tree with my spleen and the exhaust sticking out my face.

Don't mind. Don't be raisin such an issue.

Good lad stefan

The fact they changed the menu music in dragons dogma dark arisen from awesome j-metal to some crap choir shite ballad. Proper pissed on my chips that did.

Clotted cream then jam or jam then clotted cream?

Erm, are we still talking about jacking off now?

You can't eat soup with curry either. It would be silly to try.

So you have to do that drug drop and stuff? I was in a car that some other nob was driving so I bailed out of it, muted them all then out of nowhere a cut scene played, I ranked up and made a bit of money. Very strange. How long does the tutorial take?

Yeah and I bet he makes crumble with bashed up digestives instead. Scum bastard.

Went online for the first time last night, terrible first impression. The intro was glitching out all over the shop, geometry disappearing then popping in, invisible roads and buildings, texture popping in and out etc.... Then that first race was more about avoiding cheating word removed's blocking you. Crap. How do you go alone and do jobs yourself?

Hands are always best for pulling pork. Always gets a bit sticky and messy after though. Better when the other half does it, always a bit different.

Shove 'em up your arse I guess.

The buglist on this is growing to a very unhealthy number according to a fair few forums. My brother has stopped playing it until an update is put out. I'll leave it until Xmas and have it as a pressie.

Behind some twunt earlier in a white fiesta st down the long country lane from Wythall to Kings Norton/west heath. He did 35 all the way on a national speed limit road and there was not one chance to overtake him. All the way I was getting more and more annoyed and then at the end he turned into the scums waste hills training tip without indicating which just sent me overboard. I went round the island, went back on myself and pulled into the gates, security guy came over so I rolled down the window 'Arry style and told him to "tell whoever was in that fiesta st right there he is an inbred word removed'. Bloke started pissing himself which got me laughing then told me not to worry about it and said take care mate. I then drove off to moms for a cup of tea and pizza. Conpletely ridiculous of me but I really ****ing hate small heath sister ****ing scum word removed's. Would have probably ignored it if he hadn't have turned into that ****hole.

The **** you call me?!

Sit down wee is essential following coitus. Otherwise you risk giving yourself a golden shower.

People who let off fireworks during daylight. **** off you cretins.

Sitting down to have a piss.