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Ingram85

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  1. Smooth edit. You would have gotten away with it too if it weren't for that pesky Stefan. Quoting is a bitch
  2. Meath....erm......you know she's about 10 right? Right?........
  3. Marilyn tbf is quite iconic. Much better than random bird with jugs out but wait, she's pulled a slither of shirt down over them. How clever and what's that say? 'Est. 1957'? Why is there Latin written underneath too? Oooooh that's so edgy. Hmmmmmm.
  4. Edit: VA did a Stefan. Grrrrrr.
  5. Anyone who wears a shirt with a crap picture of a semi naked lady on it, with a random few words and a meaningless year on it should be shot. Violently. In the face.
  6. Sleeping during the day. Managed about 5 hours. Why is the world so noisy?!
  7. Nowt wrong with being a Beta, haven't got time for alpha males, they are the worst kind of people and are just nauseating, mindless bores who eventually will disappear to go and populate std ridden Mediterranean islands leaving the rest of society to get on with it. Crime, sales figures of golf gti's, football hooliganism, lads mags and River Island will probably cease to exist too.
  8. I've just liked my own post. I've gone too far now!
  9. Use both 'cream' sides, lick it like an Oreo, squish together then dunk in your brew. Voila!
  10. I did put half a spoon extra of carte noire into a mug of milicano once. Craziness.
  11. Bit deep CED, I've just put half a custard cream on top of half a bourbon. If that isn't a middle finger to society then I don't know what is.
  12. Topics seemed to have jumbled up tonight, relationship advice in general chat and general chat in things that piss you off. Mundane observation but there you go.
  13. I'm struggling through Friday 13th part iv. Although the birds in it getting their baps out every 5 minutes helps it. Time for a coffee.
  14. VT of a night time/early morning. The inactivity makes my night shifts that bit more boring.
  15. Its taken a while to become happy though mate, I nearly genuinely had a breakdown 6 months ago and I'm in a much better place now. Things sometimes just take time. Enjoy and be proud of what you HAVE achieved bud. Your in a good place and you need to relax and enjoy yourself. Everything else will follow in due time
  16. Stefan, if I can find someone then anyone can. Just be patient chap.
  17. It'll happen Stefan, just don't force it to happen or put too much pressure on yourself. Enjoy life single or not. Easier said than done but if you read my posting biography over the last 3 or 4 years in the relationship thread you'll see what not to do.
  18. I don't know but its done me well over the years in a piss taking sense.
  19. I'm angry but I don't know why! Everyone's always upset at people who strike until their chosen career is under threat. Silly humans.
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