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It is/was a man at one point. Drama for the sake of drama. Just wanted a bit of attention I reckon. Move along, nothing to see...

P.s. please don't give me a billy & chuck gimmick in the ewr

You'll get GTA V on tuesday too and if you have a shave and buy me enough snowballs then who knows...

Me neither 8pints my good man. Next few days are going to be tough. Good job the missus is a gamer so understands my hype levels.

I was harsh but my general sentiment remains. On topic: pissing after sex. Its like an unmanned fire hose. 2 or 3 streams of uncontrollable, 200mph piss. Pot luck where its going. Thank god for toilet wipes.

I'm tired and grumpy

She's a U-FUC. Unfunny fat ugly word removed.

Few films I've seen recently; Star Trek I.D: Average, bit boring and safe. Could have been so much more. 4/10 Lawless: Really enjoyed it, wasn't expecting anything brilliant but was pleasantly surprised by it. Tom Hardy and Guy Pierce were both brilliant. 8/10 Dead Mans Shoes: Heard so much about it over the years and just assumed it was your typical low budget overrated Brit film. Boy was I wrong. Stunning. Superbly acted. Considine was mesmerising. 9/10

Good man. Hope it comes bud

Just send them an email explaining what has happened, that your not happy and you expect a special recorded delivery for Tuesday morning without fail.

Pete, initial thoughts?

Only 3 more sleeps to go for most of us!

Not going to tell you again yillan, its your own fault if you get hurt. She is poison.

Right cheers for the unavoidable spoilers you tossers. I'm done with this topic now. Some people just can't help themselves can they

I have none of them. I have bog roll and spare sheets.

Got the trots. Had a curry last night during my night shift, hasn't agreed with me. Currently excreting stuff where the consistency can only be described like 'rectal rice pudding'. Off to bed now, hope I can sleep ok.

Animal No no it wasn't what you think it is. Was a purely innocent question. I'm better now, I'm not like Meath Villan anymore.

Yeah I knew you meant online anyway *breathes*

See you next year then as I'm on nights too Oh and if you ever see me in kings heath/Moseley and recognise me from the rogues then say hello dude.

Ha I work in Moseley just off wake green road. I've probably met you in asda. I'm gonna hunt you down.

Sorry if my twitter question gets read out

You live in kings heath chap?

Don't even joke about not receiving pre orders. I will go medievil on everyone.

No, Rockstar are asking retailers to hold them back. I can guarantee ShopTo will start sending them off on Friday to ensure that they arrived by release date, some will arrive early I expect. I can also guarantee that loads of people who pre-ordered with GAME won't get it on the Tuesday. I'm not expecting it to arrive on Tuesday, but ShopTo have a history of getting games delivered early so I wouldn't be surprised if it did turn up on Monday. You mean with game online right? I preordered mine 4 months ago in store and paid a £10 deposit for the special edition so if I turn up on the morning and don't get it I will be in prison by midday for unspeakable crimes