leemond2008

its a load of bollocks, cant be bothered to ellaborate on it any more than that

Tonight on SS1 fight night Kell brook against Matthew hatton, should be a good scrap I think you have gotta fancy Kell brook to do him though

Can't decide if I can be arsed to go to town today, need to get a stand for my keyboard, mite just leave it until tomorra or Monday, I fancy a lazy one today

Ha as I said before that's the normal plan but something else usually pops up. Any way I'm pretty pissed off man, had a good night with a bird had a fair few drinks and I get up and go for a piss and leave my phone on the settee that we are lying on, one of me mates sends a pretty vulgar txt asking me to "**** her" for him, I get back from the bog she makes her excuses and **** off in a taxi, I wouldn't mind but I wasnt that bothered if anything happened or not, we were just having a good night, it was only after she left that I spotted the txt off him that she must have seen

There is some male stripper night going on in the place next to the island bar tonight...I'm **** tempted to go, yes I would look like a massive gay but thr amount of fanny walking in there at the moment is amazing.

FRIDAY IS DONE THATS IT WEEKEND IS HERE WOOOP WOOP WOOOP WOOP and yes the forum is getting smuttier and more abusive (in a friendly way) by the day.....you bastard (lolz I meant that in a friendly way, you knows I luvz ya baby)

back to the extra £100 riddle that I have been trying to solve just had our payslips given to us (about 2 days too late) and it appears that my boss has put me down for 20 hours overtime instead of 10 still aint gunna say fook all to em, plead ignorance methinks

I stand corrected it is not called ''barakkas'' **** knows where I keep getting that name from its called bodega

if thats directed at me then sorry I haveto try and type without being spotted by the bosses so grammar and spelling takes back seat to the rants

nah I aint gunna say fook all, just whack it into my savings and leave it there for safe keeping

just spent my lunch break in a **** coffee house shop place, jesus what a bunch of pompus dick heads in that place, now I'm not saying that all coffee house shop places are like this (I dont think I have ever ventured into one before, never even been into a starbucks) but this one was full of cretins in suits laughing and guffawing like idiots

ok I can give you most of them (and yes I am guilty of doing quite a few on your list) but I have to argue against ''I drunk a few cans'' I cant see what is wrong with that, on wednesday night I had 5 cans, got into work the next morning and someone said what did you get up to last night and my reply was ''nothing much just sat at home watched a film and had a few cans'' cant see how that is really bragging, I didn't go into what type of beer I was drinking e.g. I had a few cans...but they were cans of SPECIAL BREW AAGGGGHHHHHHH I'M A BEER DRINKING MAN AAAAGGGHHHH'' I didn't divulge how many a ''few cans were'' e.g. I had a few cans....by a few I meanI HAD 15 CANS AAAAGGGGHHHHH I'M A BEER DRINKING MAN AAAAGGGGHHHHH'' I just said I sat at home watched a film and had a few cans cant see the problem with that I dont need to know what you're drinking out of, you could just say 'I sat at home, watched a film and had a beer' That's good, I don't know, maybe I think 'I had a few cans/jars/tinnies' etc just sounds common.. no offence! hhmmm but then why do you need to know that I had a beer? why not just say 'I watched a film and consumed a small quantity of alcohol' actually why do you feel the need to know I watched a film you nosy bastard????

ok I can give you most of them (and yes I am guilty of doing quite a few on your list) but I have to argue against ''I drunk a few cans'' I cant see what is wrong with that, on wednesday night I had 5 cans, got into work the next morning and someone said what did you get up to last night and my reply was ''nothing much just sat at home watched a film and had a few cans'' cant see how that is really bragging, I didn't go into what type of beer I was drinking e.g. I had a few cans...but they were cans of SPECIAL BREW AAGGGGHHHHHHH I'M A BEER DRINKING MAN AAAAGGGHHHH'' I didn't divulge how many a ''few cans were'' e.g. I had a few cans....by a few I meanI HAD 15 CANS AAAAGGGGHHHHH I'M A BEER DRINKING MAN AAAAGGGGHHHHH'' I just said I sat at home watched a film and had a few cans cant see the problem with that

Don't get me wrong when I go out with me mates we don't really even have a start point it's usually meet up at mine have a few cans and then venture out to whichever pub takes our fancy if we can stand the sunlight

Tis that fateful day of the week again, so what are you crazy cats up to tonight? I'm off on a mini crawl tonight after work with a bird, going thr island bar, then that one opposite the briar and fat totum, is it barakkas or sommet? Then off to some bar I've never been to, then to the jekkyl and Hyde, then back to mine so I can do Her up the wrong'un hopefully Tomorra **** all planned Sunday **** all planned

I have just woke up and checked my bank account (it's payday) I have been paid £100 more than I should have been I done 10 hours overtime last month so all in all I am £200 better off Question is though our place has a habit of **** you over if they **** up and overpay you, should I say anything or should I keep quiet and not spend it just in case they notice???

My gaffa was telling me the other week that he had an offer to move up to Newcastle and it would have more than doubled his money, his missus refused to go though, apparently she told him to go for it and she would stay in brum, he couldn't understand it for the life of him and I felt pretty awkward lol, changed subject pretty swiftly after that I did

People...just people in **** general, had literally the day from **** hell today, people crying to me, people arguing on me, dick head customers, people refusing to work etc etc I just want an easy **** life but people do everything they can to keep me from having one when it comes to work

I made myself turkey sandwiches today for lunch, I never ever do that but at 9:10 this morning I was about to tuck into them so I went and got some marmite on toast to keep me from devouring them

I tried that and got a big '**** you' our place will literally have you doing a managers job on secondment for 2 years and then drop you down to your old level without so much as a thankyou

thats all that I would expect anyone to know to be honest I just couldnt believe she had never even heard of him before

Just left the hospital, not great news. I have got the impingement syndrome that they suspected but I have osteoarthritis in both hips (my right one mainly) gotta wait for an appointment to come through so they can knock me out and give me a painkiller injection directly into it to see if it responds to that at all, I asked him what would happen after that cuz an injection won't just cure it and he said they would deal with that when they got to it but seemed to take great delight in reiterating to me (again) that I will probably need a hip replacement by the time im in my 40's Bad times

**** busses, surely an hour and a half is plenty of time to get to good hope from town on the bus...apparently not, I should make it by the skin of my teeth

I have just bought 'the collected works of edgar allan poe'' A bird at work said 'who is he' This shocked me to start off with because I would have at least expected people these days to at least know his name. I explained who he was and she just looked completely blank so I explained about the simpsons episode with the raven and nevermore from the halloween special all of a sudden her eyes lit up and she said..............HE MUST BE FAMOUS IF THE SIMPSONS WROTE AN EPISODE ABOUT HIM WHAT THE **** MAN WHAT IS THE MATTER WITH PEOPLE

first one showed quite a bit but they may waant another one for some reason apparently I have got cartlidge floating about in there an abnormal socket impingement syndrome and my left hip is showing all of the same signs I just would have thought that the exploratory op would have gave them a better idea, I aint arsed about it being intrusive to be honest its been giving me grief now for over two years so I just want is sorted