kidlewis

watch every introduction to the Q.I episodes and you can see it in his face which end of the spectrum he is on.

one from 900,000 and he quits ..that's one sensitive soul , shame he can't give lessons to Gordon Brown ..he has nearly 60 million and still wont take the hint :-) but he's back so we can fear not don't forget he does have bi-polar and is a manic depressive (or at least he was). so if you catch someone like that on a downer, not saying Hello in the right way can make them wack on The Bends by Radiohead, wack a duvet around them and put on a depressing film for the next few hours.

it's an application where you can have various aspects of twitter and facebook and myspace open at the same time. Especially if you have multiple accounts like I do for work, personal. You can also filter out people that you aren't overly interested in, but don't want to offend by removing from facebook. Tweetdeck

use Tweetdeck as well, it's a great programme.

TheKidLewis is me. I follow a lot of comedians on twitter, tim michin dave mitchell dara obriain frankie boyle loads of others.

to be fair I bet the prize was about £15k you'd just say to the girls; "look, leave me for 10 minutes and when we win, i'll attach £50 notes to my willy and fan you with it"

3-1 fulham lol

15 minute warm up (8pm) 45 minute main act (8.45) 15 minute interval (9pm) 45 minute main act pt 2 (9.45) 15 minute encore (10pm)

Peroni Nastro, Magners and Port. Win!

Today was like watching myself play FIFA when I have the shoot and long pass button the wrong way round. Poor passing and Sidwell gave the ball away 3 times in our own half which left it 2 on 2. Awful performance by him aside from the penalty. Best player today was Collins, then Milner. Apart from that no none could come off the field feeling like they gave it their all. Referee was merchant bank as well. Didn't let the game flow, stopped play is someone farted, ridiculous.

what a great result today, I thought Milners and Collins work rate was incredible. Both of those blocked and chased down everything today. Definitely a real boost since our first loss to Wigan on the opening day. May the run continue.

how do you get your virtual pro into manager mode? also do you play with the assists turned off, or do you keep them on? It's weird but the game plays a lot more realistically with the assists turned off. The AI makes more errors as well, more midfield play as a result.

Am I the only person to have to start their manager mode again because players randomly disapear? I spent one season playing Manager mode with complete manual controls on professional. It is bloody tough playing a football game manually but I wanted to really push myself to try and get genuinely good at the game without any assistance. I managed to finish 7th and racked up about £8m for transfers after spending the 28m on upgrades to the various club stats. So what do I do? I go an invest £7m in Aissati, a rather good Morrocan midfielder. He plays twice for me, getting MoM both times and scoring a screamer on his debut. I turn my game on today to find FIFA have just sold him to Copenhagen for £3.7m, not only that, I didn't see any of that money at all. WTF is going on? I have had to start again because I just couldn't cope with seeing £7m (essentially all my earnings from hours of gameplay), simply disapear. Not only that, I had beaten United 1-0 at Old trafford, then the game then goes feckin ape shit and without playing any worse, Guzan goes special needs and somehow parrys 4 weak shots and I lose to Wolves 6-0 in the following game.

to be honest I never thought of that. Most clubs do only give out the number to special players (Manchester United number 7 being one). Some clubs even retire shirt numbers, believing no one could ever be as good as say Maradonna at Napoli. perhaps we either give number 9 to someone who is worthy, or just retire the shirt and have a presentation looking at the players achievements who have won it.

John Carew Carew, He thinks that Blackburn are poo He wants to score 1 or 2 Past the White and Blue John Carew Carew, He thinks that Blackburn are poo He wants to score 1 or 2 Past the White and Blue

well which ever punter said they were practising crosses seems to be working. Is diouf getting booked?

er....free kick please

Dunne should have delt with the header, after that Collins or Dunne could do nothing about it. He left Samba to win the header.

shit 1-1 Samba

Sambe heads just over 8 yards out from a long free kick from inside the Blackburn half.

Young puts in a good cross from the left, just above Carews head outside the 6 yard box, feels he was pulled down by Chimbonda, Young limping after a tough challenge.

so looking at the table, how do we want the results to go today? Hull win Wigan win Stoke win Everton already won but obviously wanted Pantsmouth to win that one. any others?

come on Villa!

Oh think twice it's just another day for Collins in Paradise Oh think twice just another day for John, John Collins in Paradise Do do do do do do do do, Do do do do do do do do

(house of the rising sun, to sing to the opposition fans) He is a man, a Dubliner They call him Richard Dunne And he's been the ruin of many a poor club And God he knows, you're one! any other tweaks welcomed, like the way his name fits perfectly with "rising sun"