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This post on Glory Glory is interesting Good post! The way I see it, trying to visit another team's fans' forum and pontificate over your team would be akin to opening a hot dog van in Islamabad.

Cheers, mate! I know neither are true, don't worry about it! This is not acceptable Spurs PR country and we are, by and large, not Spurs haterz... I don't know; if you consider Redknapp's history with Villa over the last few seasons, and a post I made about 20-odd pages back, there are definitely reasons, alright. Wind-ups from that specific opposing teams' fans are only going to exacerbate those feelings... I disagree. Glaston only came here to shout the merits of being a spuds fan, and on an opposing team's forum, it stands a great chance of being taken as offensive. His posts, when reviewed, mainly consist of "Spuds X player is better than Villa X player", or "Spuds are better than Villa", which is why he never come here after Spuds recent result is lesser than the Villa's result, or if Villa are doing well and Spuds are not. I do actually have time for him, but his posting style is often dangerously anal. Really? It is a Villa forum and we are Villa supporters/fans. If we did that on COYS we would be instantly banned - if we even got an account on the in the first place... He posts like Daniel Levy's personal PR monkey. No, he's not usually offensive, but we are not susceptible to conversion to supporting another team, when most, if not all of us, have supported The Villa all our lives. As for 'keeping things civil', please elaborate on where GS's abrupt policy of typing 'NR' fulfils that criteria... If he accepts that we are supporters of Aston Villa, we have no problem with him. This is a Villa forum. If we 'don't give a flying ****' about Spuds, it's our prerogative, and if we have a problem with the manager, for good reason, it is also our prerogative. This is not a Spuds forum, we don't have to fellate Spuds, Redknapp, Levy or any other associate of the club you clearly support with pride. So, it's good to have you here, and please feel free to continue here. But remember we are Villa supporters here, not spuds...

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RE: Tax Evasion Does anyone want to set up a "Redknapp for Prison" group on Facebook? Just to see how many fans it can get?! After all, that's where he should be going. There are calls for MPs to serve time for the expenses scandal - where is the difference?

NR NR

This whole thread is an attempt to "dish it out" to Spurs. If you didn't like my justified - and entirely accurate - response, then what does that dislike say except that you like dishing it out, but object to taking it back. At least I don't continuously attempt to personalise the issue - I try to keep the focus on football. Grasston, you are Malcolm Tucker, and I claim my five pounds.

I see Grasston has skipped my post once again. It is important that he understands we are under no obligation to like Harry Redknapp, especially given his comments about Aston Villa fans.

What is all this shyte I'm reading again? Phil Thompson has got a big nose. We sung "sit down Big Nose" at him when he was standing in for Gerard Houllier a few years back, as did most opposing team's fans. The only thing Phil Thompson has really done that pisses me off, is the manner in which he conducts himself on Soccer Saturday. If Liverpool Football Club had a collective cock, you wouldn't be able to see it. However, we know where it would be located - banging against Phil Thompson's tonsils. Harry Redknapp - where to start. It's not the tax evasion. It's not the dodgy dealings, and the suspicions that have followed him throughout his managerial career. It's not even the fact that his face looks like a melted candle - I worked with a guy for years who looked exactly like Redknapp (in the melted candle face aspect) who was a spot on, top bloke. And a hardened Bluenose. His face was never subjected to banter. We don't care about the reasons he looks like this, the same way nobody really cares about how Heather McCartney got her peg leg. Or Jeremy Beadle had a small hand. Or the way Jeremy Clarkson calls Richard Hammond a hamster. It's not EVEN the fact he has only ever won one cup, in what one would see Spurs fans advertise as a glittering career. He is a nobody, who has no proven record. It's down mainly to three things. 1. Every club Harry Redknapp has managed, he has pretty much destroyed financially. Every one, up until now. His wheeling and dealing in purchasing Crouch from Portsmouth, a club in deep financial faecal matter, was just testament to what a ruthless cockmaster he is, and how he didn't give a flying **** for the club he was regarded a legend at. Bournemouth, West Ham, Southampton and Portsmouth were all financially fookered after he left. Portsmouth, it seems, are not likely to survive as a result. The bent **** can't even pay his taxes properly... 2. He is constantly and inexplicably omnipresent in the media, and constantly flaunts the regulations set by FIFA/The FA by talking about players contracted to other clubs than that he is managing - and tapping players up. He should have been disciplined/punished countless times over (as should SAF) but nothing ever happens. 3. His comments about Aston Villa and the fans over the last three or four seasons. Research it. Any manager for an opposing club is going to get shit for saying what he has said. So, when a club's fans have a reason to dislike a person for a number of reasons, some of which made personal by that manager, you can't come here as a fan of another team and expect us to stand in an orderly line, waiting to drop to our knees to perform noshy noshy on him. If you want to do just that, please don't expect us not to take the piss as his balls are banging against your chin. He is not and never going to be a popular person around here - and that is a fact you are going to have to live with. As for your 'NR' comment, you may get a lot of those against a lot of your posts on here... :winkold:

This. One thing I believe strongly, is that if there is a god, science will be the only way to discover it.

So GS, can you tell me why a transfer of a player could never happen between Arsenal and Spurs?

In the first 37 games of the 2007-08 season, Middlesbrough failed to score more than two goals in a game. Yet, on the last day of the season, they put eight past Man City. Records are there to be gang-raped.

You appear to do just that, and regularly. May I ask where you are from, GS?

I watched Orphan last week, on recommendation from my house mate. Do not watch this steaming pile of shit. I went to a friend's house on the Wednesday and she had also watched it with her house mate the same night. She said her house mate fell asleep right at the start, and she sat there shouting and swearing at the telly at how shit it was. A truly awful film. Do not waste half an evening. EDIT: It's almost as bad as An Inconvenient Truth...

I think the mics are usually turned right down on the telly.

FA Cup 2000. Three rows from the back when I was working in the Lower Holte as a steward. The view was gash. Am I allowed to provide a photo?

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I might sign up over there myself this week. I can guarantee I will be banned...

It's 'week commencing'. The games will be on Tues/Weds.

Joey55: Don't get me wrong mate, if Spuds had a great defence they would be a great team. They can produce the goods higher up the field, which is usually enough to see off the lower teams and should secure you European football. However, the defensive unit must play together, and that means the goalkeeper and the back line. For whatever reason, be it injuries or otherwise, they do not seem to.

Villa's defence are currently the third best in the league, conceding 27% less goals than Spuds. It's not the clean sheets we rave about, it's the fact that the opposition rarely score more than once past us. See Chelsea, Liverpool, Yourself, Citeh. Besides, we haven't had a clean sheet in the league since 19th September against Portsmouth. In our games since, we have conceded 2, 1, 1, 1, 1, 2, 1, 1, 1. Please do not speculate and present myths as facts, it's embarrassing. No he hasn't. Watch them, they are better statistically and skilfully than your Spuds back line. We almost always have a better defensive record than Spuds come the end of the season. My balls, your chin.

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Red Cafe is a joke forum. The Manure fans I know that read message boards will not go near that place, for it is inhabited by dullards, and the sort of glory hunting, know-nothing bellends the 'proper' fans want nothing to do with... ...to quote Red Cafe, you may as well quote Sickipedia.