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Going to see Breakestra and Chali 2na at the Exeter Phoenix on 1st July.

It's right next to the ice cream shed at Instow.

I never want to move back to Brum. Summer and cycling to the beach in 25 minutes in North Devon is ace.

That's not the way I remember it.

People on this board need to stop reading the papers as much. As MYSTERYMAN said yesterday, there has been no further contact from Citeh. Why would he go there now anyway? They are only playing in the same competitions as us this season. Champions League football is not guaranteed at any point, and is certainly not happening this season. Remember, the Arab billionaires have been there for nearly two years now and they've won nothing in that time, despite spending around £200m on the squad, they are currently in no better a position than us...

Mirror story = no quotes = bull faeces. This is just one lazy journo making up something based on a hunch or something read on an internet message board, then all the others picking upon it, editing it just enough to avoid plagiarism and running the story themselves. There's nothing to it whatsoever. If Citeh REALLY want Milner, I suspect they would be willing to pay up to £50m for him. This is still the team that sold Dunne for £5m and replaced him with Lescott for £24m. If he does go, I want more than that from them cash-rich scumbags...

You mean this? No quotes again. Looks like an absolute pile of crap to me.

Even Titus Bramble. Who has.

Mirror = bollocks. Citeh paid £24m for Lescott. Take it or leave it? I think not.

Did this 'meeting' actually happen? The club have never changed their statement that they intended to talk with Milner after the World Cup, IIRC. I smell bullshit.

Not going to happen IMHO.

I like this. I'd like it to be one of those '1000 TON' tapered cuboid weights dropped from a window ledge, like in an old Buster Keaton/Charlie Chaplin movie. A grand piano filled with flour would suffice if the weight was not available...

18 hours.

Exactly. Liverpool are a big club with a proud heritage, but I don't think they are going to be attracting that calibre of player either this season. Especially considering they are up shit creek. 8)

If the meeting is real, which there is no evidence to support it actually is, MON will be there. Rafael Benitez he is not.

Could we? We could easily replace Milner with the money. Come on then, name me 3 players we could 'easily' get who are better than Milner and who would realistically join a club with our wage structure and no CL football. Good luck. Tick tock, tick tock THIS. I've said it plenty of times over the last few weeks. We cannot simply replace Milner with players of the same quality/skill for less money. We need players that are already at Milner's quality/skill and unfortunately those players cost >£25m. If there was a player available for £10m that could do the job, do people not think Citeh/Chelsea would be moving for them and saving themselves £20m? It's only basic logic.

I think a player has to be 28 to buy out the last year of their contract. Can they only move to a foreign league as well?

I was not aware Milner was alarmed by this! And I'm not alarmed by the constant shite being printed. Not a quote in sight! Next... Agreed. That entire article is bullshit...

Comedian in the house! You lot are jokers, take off those claret & blue specs for 5 minutes ffs. It's not like im up in arms about him leaving, slating the chairman, manager etc. Im just a realist. I'll save this page for a few weeks time and you can apologise. You're doom-mongering.

Stop talking out of your arse. You have seen three or four sentences attached to an article designed to sell newspapers/gain viewers/readers. Nothing is settled yet. If Milner had said he was going to stay here then changed his mind, everyone would be calling him a Judas. Milner has not said he is staying, which he does not have to. He is contracted to the club for another 21 months. And if he goes, it may very well not be to Citeh. So, don't call me deluded, and stop lapping up; everything the media broadcast/publish/print. :!: Sorry, that should be 25 months...

The required response to this post starts with "muwa", and ends in "haha".

Wrong. If we could buy players of Milner's calibre for £10m-ish, everyone else would know about them. The players of the required calibre (Milner) are not available at the prices you mention.

This. Capello has banned all players from contract/transfer talks until after the World Cup. Apparently...

Stop talking out of your arse. You have seen three or four sentences attached to an article designed to sell newspapers/gain viewers/readers. Nothing is settled yet. If Milner had said he was going to stay here then changed his mind, everyone would be calling him a Judas. Milner has not said he is staying, which he does not have to. He is contracted to the club for another 21 months. And if he goes, it may very well not be to Citeh. So, don't call me deluded, and stop lapping up; everything the media broadcast/publish/print.

You is Kunt & The Gang. I claim my five pounds.