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IIRC, he was a right back.

No Gashtonspaz for a few more days then!

He's probably having a cry-wank in his mom's spare room.

Not that I've seen. That is nothing though, the season under Ramos when they nearly went down he vanished for about 3 months. It's classic Spurs fan behaviour. I used to get no end of grief during the mid to late 80's from my Spurs supporting school friends. They went very quiet in the early 90's when we gave them a few 5 goal poundings. One even disowned Spurs and said he no longer supported them after the 5-2 win at WHL. That is why I hate Spurs with such a passion. Most Spurs fans are quiet most of the time, but a slight hint of success and they're the cockiest bunch you'll ever find! Have you read the posts by Villa fans in this thread? All the reasons the Villa fans cite for hating Spurs fans are constantly on display by the Villa posters in this thread. I'm not saying it's all those posting here, but for every Glaston, there are 20 Villa contributors to this thread that are just as bad and often worse. I stuck up for Glaston a while ago and do feel he's not treated particuarly fairly, but at the same time, I don't think he's done himself any fabours in with his repsonses in the last few months. But it's a bit mental to call Spurs fans "the cockiest bunch you'll ever find" when you post at Villatalk. I'm not saying all Villa fans are cocky, but this certianly isn't the ideal forum in which to accuse another fan base of being so. It' like the KKK accusing the Nazi's of racism. It is a Villa message board though. Football is tribal by nature, which is why threads like this become so successful. Villa fans knock Spuds, Spuds knock Villa. As for Glaston and his PR campaign, he can shove it up his arse. If I was to visit the Secret Spuds forum I registered on and admit to being a Villa fan, even if I was loving them all up, I would be banned. The fact that Glaston had a Villa fan banned from there means to me he overstayed his welcome here. The bloke is a prick. Your posts are mostly fair and balanced though, and you continue to be a valued member of the board.

Bloody history has a habit of changing suddenly like that. Games lost on Tuesdays do not count. Similarly games won on Wednesdays do not count. It's part of the make up of the universe and cannot be argued with.

I still can't believe the naîvety of your post Trent. What is it with the morons on this site that fail to comprehend basic statistics? The score was 1-1 after the 90 mins and that means Spurz history immediately matches Arsenal's. It doesn't matter that Arsenal have won more trophies at every level, it means Spurz were in the ascendency but have now caught Arsenal. Momentum will now allow Spurz to become the greatest team in world history, and we should be allowed back into the cup at Arsenal's expense...

Gabby15 would have had the best term to describe this result...

Au cuntraire. I don't hate him, I think he is tremendous value. Glaston is the Al Gore of statistical analysis.

This thread is ace. I can't help but keep coming back for more. Glaston is Comical Ali.

Fa Cup Final vs Coventry, 1987.

Breaking news: Peppering your posts with bullshit doesn't increase the strength of your argument. Sorry if this comes as a shock. Bellend.

Are you actually able to read and comprehend what you've read? It's not a question of my refusing to acknowledge Villa's Victorian era trophies - I have simply put these achievements into their proper historical context No you haven't, and I'm not taking you seriously until you do. Bellend.

Spurs fan talks sense shocker. :shock: This is about the way I see it. Unfortunately that bellend Glaston will not share your view though.

But that counts for nothing. Today's clubs didn't exist but there were other clubs of the era who were as powerful as the powerful clubs are now. And this is the crux of the argument. To deny a period of history is ludicrous and often dangerous. It's widely regarded that the Bugatti Veyron is one of, if not the finest car ever built. Opinions on the best car vary. But, just because the Veyron is a massive advancement in technology and is such a marvel, it does not eliminate the amazing history of the automotive industry since the internal combustion engine was introduced in 1885. Basically, he's being a cock again.

Yet another post that insists on trying to put someone else's words in my my mouth ... No it isn't, it's an accurate reflection on your posting style. You either acknowledge history, or you don't. You either acknowledge the 125 year history of the football league or you forget everything that has happened right up to this sentence. You can't pick and choose what you acknowledge, that is what holocaust deniers do. A weak argument is molesting the facts to suit your mantra. Watching the bullshit spew forth from your posts is hilarious. You are a deluded moron.

But, unfortunately for Villa, less successful than Spurs since WWI onwards. As I've said, it's perhaps time for Villa fans to stop looking backwards into the remote, Victorian past when the league was tiny. I guess the holocaust never happened either, as it was reported before Sir Candleface's apointment. Glaston, you are the Kim Jong Il of football message boards. :

Message for Glaston: Nobody gives a **** about anything you say; not here nor any of the other boards you troll. You seem to get the same responses from wherever you post. But remember, everyone else is a word removed but you...

A Villa fan has claimed that Spurs have "achieved less" than Villa in the last few years. So when I point out the obvious flaws in this claim, your reaction is to call for me to be banned? What exactly do you want in this thread? Do you actually wish to read only Villa-praising and Spurs-damning posts, regardless of whether or not they they are based on bullshit, factual errors, wishful thinking and self-delusions? Or do you prefer actual discussion/debate, with often challenging views epxressed? In the past three seasons, Villa have accumulated 186 points, while Spuds accumulated 167. Obviously 167 is higher than 186, making Spuds the more successful team. In fairness what you've done there is 'Glaston' the stats. Taking into account the last 3 years because that puts us higher, when they finished 5th twice the 2 years before that. Yes. I did it deliberately to prove what a load of cock his statistics are. Villa and Spurs are on about par and I accept that. We have a richer history but Spuds, in terms of size of club, fan base and league standing have been about the same as us for a couple of generations. But I'm a Villa fan posting on a Villa forum. I'm not arguing on a Spud forum. ;)

A Villa fan has claimed that Spurs have "achieved less" than Villa in the last few years. So when I point out the obvious flaws in this claim, your reaction is to call for me to be banned? What exactly do you want in this thread? Do you actually wish to read only Villa-praising and Spurs-damning posts, regardless of whether or not they they are based on bullshit, factual errors, wishful thinking and self-delusions? Or do you prefer actual discussion/debate, with often challenging views epxressed? In the past three seasons, Villa have accumulated 186 points, while Spuds accumulated 167. Obviously 167 is higher than 186, making Spuds the more successful team.

Achieving less? Spurs won the League Cup during the period you mention - what did Villa win? Spurs have made it into the Champions' League group stages during this period - what have Villa done that's comparable? I'll put good money on you sitting there sniffing your own farts after writing that bullshit. I wasn't asking questions of Spurs PR. You've just hailed 6 points in the league as better than 25, while failing to acknowledge the horrendously bad refereeing decision that cost us our own League Cup. If Vidic had been sent off, as any self respecting human would agree was the correct decision, either Owen or Berbaspud would have come off to make way for another CB. The two players that made Manure's equaliser. I forgot though. The league didn't start until Spuds finished above Villa.

Artetasgirl! Both very good guests! Neither feel the need to deliver a gospel of bullshit or a PR exhibition.

Which is fair. This is not correct. This thread has been going for nearly 12 months, when Spuds were bottom of the league. The previous thread was going for about three years. Spuds finished a mere six points above Villa last season, but for the previous two seasons Villa had finished 11 and 14 points above Spuds. You can't have an inferiority complex with a club achieving less. The reason we don't like Spuds is the media wankfest and the massive word removed of a manager. That's about it. And Glaston's PR campaign (which has been molested in the statistical sense more than Josef Fritzl's kids), which is so **** boring it makes me want to cut myself. Repeatedly. So ignore it. You may support Spuds but you don't have to PR for them. I like you and Simply Spudfect as fans of another club. Your usually balanced posts make your compatriot Glaston look like a total bellend. I post on an Arsenal forum now and again and have never once got into an argument in over four years. They know I am Villa, I have it in my profile on there, but I talk football and I use the off topic sections to communicate with them. If I tried a Villa PR campaign they would hound me senseless. So I don't.

Indeed. They're just like bluenoses. You can't talk to a bluenose without the old tired "SOTV" making an appearance...

Glaston is nowhere to be seen when Spuds lose, yet as soon as we lose he is on here like a shot. Must be a closet bluenose. Or he's here on a wind up. Or he just posts for effect. Inferiority complex - he posts like a bluenose.

...and if we're doing shit, you're doing worse.