A husband and wife are getting a divorce. They are fighting in the court, about who's going to have the right to keep the daughter.
The judge asks the girl: "Do you want to live with your Dad?"
She replies: "No, because he beats me all the time."
"Do you want to live with your Mum then", the judge asks?
"No", she replies. "She beats me all the time too" the little girl replies.
"But who do you want to live with then", the judge asks her.
The girl replies: "I want to go and live at St. Andrews"
St. Andrews? enquires the judge
To which the girl replies "Yes, Birmingham City don't beat anyone there".