Dante_Lockhart

@MrDelDante

I don't know why I put 'for tea' twice. This week has just been shit. Work is a stress fest and today is turning into more of the same. Can't think straight.

This evening I shall be going to the gym straight from work and then out for tea with the missus and another stripper girl for tea before their show tonight. I'll be playing bouncer. *flex* Tomorrow I've got a tattoo sitting. Just a follow up from it being finished a few months ago. He's gonna top up any bits that didn't quite take and stuff. It's free. Bonus. Missus will be at her day job til late afternoon so will do some painting on the plastering that was done yesterday. Show on the evening again. Probably bored at this point since I went to a show last night too. 3 in a row is borefest. Might take my laptop and play some FM12. Sunday is finally a day off so I'm just gonna spend it in bed with the good lady since we haven't done it in a week.

Amen. I'm 10kg off benching my body weight. Bring it on!!

Wiggy, Irreverentad and Shillzz make a stand

I bet you shit yourself everytime you look in the mirror!?!? He must have had nightmares for weeks after the news that we had signed McLeish.

Only cos you want to wear the hard hat they give you! Pfft. I've got my own hard hat.

I so wanna go there.

William Shatner? More like William SHITner

I can't stay mad at anyone with 'muff' in their name.

Maybe you should have put a smiley after the original post then 8)

Woah :x I thought it was funny....

This was todays workout anyway; Barbell Squat: 20 kg x 8 reps 40 kg x 8 reps 70 kg x 5 reps 70 kg x 5 reps 70 kg x 5 reps 70 kg x 5 reps 70 kg x 5 reps 80 kg x 5 reps Barbell Bench Press: 20 kg x 8 reps 30 kg x 8 reps 50 kg x 5 reps 60 kg x 5 reps 60 kg x 5 reps 60 kg x 5 reps 60 kg x 5 reps 60 kg x 5 reps 80 kg x 5 reps Bent Over Barbell Row: 20 kg x 8 reps 40 kg x 8 reps 50 kg x 5 reps 50 kg x 5 reps 50 kg x 5 reps 50 kg x 5 reps 50 kg x 5 reps

That's what I meant. D'oh! :oops: I'm hoping to hit 100kg squats, 140kg dead lift, 60kg overhead press, 70kg rows and 90kg chest press by May. Might be a bit of a long shot but I've got something to aim for anyway.

Was that aimed at me? I thought you had a sense of humour, my mistake. You'll be busy over the next few hours if you're going to be having a tantrum about every joke about your girlfriends profession. Sorry, but calling her a hooker is a bit too much. I can take the banter about her stripping, a few jokey comments about 'extras' and such, but that was a step too far imo.

Seriously, no need for a comment like that. If that was said to my face I'd have knocked him out by now.

+1 (and I know that I've contributed to it, but everything in moderation, including moderation) +1 aswell. I'm all for going into the finer details of most things, but I know when it has served it's purpose I think it all stems from Dante going out with a hooker.. Woah :x

Here you go CI, just so you know who to look for

Oh don't worry, once I get to a heavy weight I'll be switching up to 5 sets of 3 reps

Swear I've already been through this with you.. :? eHarmony. She was fed up of guys chatting her up for her looks and stuff so thought she'd try online. We were matched via personality, then we checked out the profiles and stuff, photos etc... then we answered some questions, then we messaged on the site, then we text for a week or so, then we spoke on the phone, then we went out the next day and haven't looked back since. I know I've been a bit playful today getting you to find her photos and pick her out on a website etc.. but I just see that as a bit of banter between us. I hope I've judged you all correctly in that you wouldn't abuse the fact that you know who she is. Like I've said before thought, I'm not with her for what she does. I honestly couldn't care less if she stripped/modelled or not, I'm with her for her. She makes me smile and I love her to bits.

Hahaha brilliant. Love the smileys.

b6 wins. *round of applause* The competition is now closed.

I win! :winkold: PM me the link for verification of victory

That would be cheating Rich Sara G is all you get.