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usvilla

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  1. Man walks into a local bar in kentucky & orders a glass of white wine local guy says - you aint from round here , where ya from ? he says im from Canada So what do ya do in Canada then ? Im a taxidermist a what ? ya drive a taxi ? no - actually i mount animals ah - its ok fellers he,s one of us !!
  2. ive booked a table for me & the wife for valentines , now i need to borrow an extra cue & some chalk
  3. No idea - i was so drunk i wouldnt recognise myself in a mirror ! i was with the blackburn rovers fan in same section though
  4. was hoping he was coming to Chicago
  5. i was talking to a very atractive young woman last night & and she asked me if liked legs or breasts ? i said actually i prefer a nicely trimmed snatch ! Im not allowed in Kentucky Fried Chicken anymore !
  6. Sublime - delightfull - captivating - breathtaking - pulsating - i appear to have commentator itus
  7. my mechanic said he couldnt fix my brakes properly so he just made the horn louder
  8. I went to merry hill last month and found more New York Yankees stuff than Villa stuff whats up with that ?
  9. time for Fabian Delph - Sidwell was terrible
  10. oops sorry - hey im 47 and had a fun youth - what can i say
  11. 2nd option would have really liked a goalscorer to make it exceptional january hopefully defence was poor in 2nd half so good improvements there
  12. usvilla

    America

    and Dom - Charleston gets a two thumbs up from me ! loved it & the accent works as well on the girls as theirs does on me !
  13. usvilla

    America

    actually Tewkesbury Gloucesterhire you remember the floods ? so pretty spot on Rev And as for Levi - whats so great about Boston weather ?
  14. usvilla

    America

    I live in the midwest and find the people here to be friendly & hardworking (in the majority) im still a brit at heart but enjoy the lifestyle here and the weather ! also hate the politics and religous side of it (hopefully Obama can straighten politics a bit) still getting used to towns with more churches than bars ? very strange so i voted like also totally agree with Revs statement / continent - country
  15. Bring Milner inside and Albrighton out wide Shorey really is a liability Davies positioning is woefull
  16. well done Guzan !! great stuff from the kids from villa
  17. usvilla

    Baseball

    i agree - too much money out there not to if everyone else is
  18. usvilla

    Baseball

    so with Manny & Ortiz testing positive for performance enhancing drugs do the red sox world series wins have an asterisk next to them now :winkold:
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