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Rugeley Villa

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  1. 30 is no age, you outta try being 31.
  2. No way would I get up on stage infront of people haha, believe it or not I'm quite shy until I get to know someone. Fill me with booze then you might have half a chance . Sounds fun though.
  3. I'm not joking, some of my tales might seem far fetched but there all true. Most of the time I've lived a dull life but you don't want to hear about me just sitting there and twiddling my thumbs do ya ha.
  4. I once looked like a right fool dressed up in womens clothes, not because I was dressed in a girls clothes but because of the rejection.
  5. No skidmarks,just that stuff some women get come out of them. It didnt smell nice but it did the trick.
  6. I remember many years ago, must of been around 13 and I fancied my best mates sister. He had two and both were nice especially the one. Anyway I robbed a pair of her dirty knickers, she was 6 years older than me. I don't need to tell you what I used them for do I. I remember once I'd had my fun with them I threw them in the bushes down the road from me.
  7. Damn, I seriously had something planned for you ingram. But now your moving food venue etc its ruined.
  8. He only lives 9 mile up the road from me so he could do,that's if he was brave enough to want to.
  9. Its in your best interest steve not to tease me with your high heels on
  10. Who's going to be wearing high heels?? I demand to know. Big on that I am,brings out the devil in me.
  11. I was a romantic sod when I first got with mine, after about a year though it slowly starts to go down hill and the misery and rot sets in.
  12. Sat in van as its raining, bored out my head so I thought I'd put some gay porn on my phone. I put my phone up on the dashboard so my work mate could see it as well, he obviously wernt expecting what come on. The reaction from him was priceless.
  13. I'd be interested in buying some pissy pants if anyone has any,female of course.
  14. Mate I have not got a clue what your on about haha, I can't make head or tail out of that post. Probably the maddest post I've read on here,no joke.
  15. Going to take my lad over to the village tomorrow morning and get him the new villa top.
  16. Money in a card is fine but if you do that then you must insist she pays for the meal out.
  17. I would not of announced what restaurant I was going to, especially the time and date as well.
  18. I can't quite grasp queen myself
  19. bloody hell rob she's a dog, she might look better if they took the muzzle off her How many lines you had? I'm as straight headed as I could be, seriously man she is awful!!! NOT, she's pretty hot to be fair
  20. Haha, I love porridge. I'm watching the one where godber has to throw his boxing match. Got loads of them recored on planner.
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