No way would I get up on stage infront of people haha, believe it or not I'm quite shy until I get to know someone. Fill me with booze then you might have half a chance . Sounds fun though.
I'm not joking, some of my tales might seem far fetched but there all true. Most of the time I've lived a dull life but you don't want to hear about me just sitting there and twiddling my thumbs do ya ha.
I remember many years ago, must of been around 13 and I fancied my best mates sister. He had two and both were nice especially the one. Anyway I robbed a pair of her dirty knickers, she was 6 years older than me. I don't need to tell you what I used them for do I. I remember once I'd had my fun with them I threw them in the bushes down the road from me.
Sat in van as its raining, bored out my head so I thought I'd put some gay porn on my phone. I put my phone up on the dashboard so my work mate could see it as well, he obviously wernt expecting what come on. The reaction from him was priceless.
bloody hell rob she's a dog, she might look better if they took the muzzle off her
How many lines you had? I'm as straight headed as I could be, seriously man she is awful!!! NOT, she's pretty hot to be fair