Rugeley Villa

been through a few scrapes I must admit and been in some bad places but I've come out the otherside. Still do stuff I shouldn't be doing but ay people ay perfect. Yeah I was terrible with other women when I first got with the mrs.

Fak knows

I don't mean to sound rude. But from what I've read you sound like a doormat. Toughen up and start standing up for yourself. You're a man. to be fair mate we've used each other as door a doormat, that's the problem I was acting like how I thought a man acted.your enviroment has a big impact on you and most of the blokes I associated with were all drinkers and loved the coke. Spend whole weekends in pubs, stuff the women mentality. Good lads most of them but rogues if you know what I mean. I don't mean to sound rude. But from what I've read you sound like a doormat. Toughen up and start standing up for yourself. You're a man. to be fair mate we've used each other as a doormat, that's the problem I was acting like how I thought a man acted.your enviroment has a big impact on you and most of the blokes I associated with were all drinkers and loved the coke. Spend whole weekends in pubs, stuff the women mentality. Good lads most of them but rogues if you know what I mean. Plus I messed around a lot before my mrs cheated

In the pub having a few pints after work, my last naughty night before the baby arrives then that's me for a bit.

I'd rather have a cup of tea and an early night, but yeah I'd be up for belize.

Yeah she has took the piss over the years, same can be said about me with her as well but she's never had to pay out like I have had to. We've tried to put all that behind us but I'm not fully over some stuff.

Well she's cheated twice.

I've spent stupid money on my mrs over the years, she's had four cars(we've only been together 5 years) I've paid some debt off for her. I remember once we had a big fall out which resulted in her smashing up my cds, anyway I'm off to cyprus she says. I was like wtf, anyway she arranged to go and work in cyprus for 6 month, up until she was going we made up and it was decided I should go with her. I had no choice but to say yes because it was over if I did not join her, anyway the plan was to join her out there about three weeks after she had arrived there. Now listen to this, she did not even last a week out there because we were having phone sex every other night and she was using the phone in her hotel room. As you can imagine she had a huge phone bill which she could not afford to pay, they were threatening her with the police so I had to send her some money over to pay the bill. Luckily the experience of it all made her want to come back so I had to pay for her flight back which wernt cheap. She's cost me a bloody fortune over the years.

Then after your dead you head into the afterlife.....wait for it

30 is no age, you outta try being 31.

No way would I get up on stage infront of people haha, believe it or not I'm quite shy until I get to know someone. Fill me with booze then you might have half a chance . Sounds fun though.

I'm not joking, some of my tales might seem far fetched but there all true. Most of the time I've lived a dull life but you don't want to hear about me just sitting there and twiddling my thumbs do ya ha.

I once looked like a right fool dressed up in womens clothes, not because I was dressed in a girls clothes but because of the rejection.

No skidmarks,just that stuff some women get come out of them. It didnt smell nice but it did the trick.

I remember many years ago, must of been around 13 and I fancied my best mates sister. He had two and both were nice especially the one. Anyway I robbed a pair of her dirty knickers, she was 6 years older than me. I don't need to tell you what I used them for do I. I remember once I'd had my fun with them I threw them in the bushes down the road from me.

Damn, I seriously had something planned for you ingram. But now your moving food venue etc its ruined.

DHUTWU

I take it her fella must play darts then

He only lives 9 mile up the road from me so he could do,that's if he was brave enough to want to.

Mmmmmmmmmmm...lovely

Its in your best interest steve not to tease me with your high heels on

Who's going to be wearing high heels?? I demand to know. Big on that I am,brings out the devil in me.

I was a romantic sod when I first got with mine, after about a year though it slowly starts to go down hill and the misery and rot sets in.

Sat in van as its raining, bored out my head so I thought I'd put some gay porn on my phone. I put my phone up on the dashboard so my work mate could see it as well, he obviously wernt expecting what come on. The reaction from him was priceless.

That's better seat68