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Yeah, I saw him. The tosser!

Ferguson is wearing a really nasty suit. Don't care who the tailor is or what it cost, it looks shite>

Mine certainly does.

Unless I'm listening to a match I only ever listen to the radio in the car. Then it's Classic FM.

"Distressing,hugely distresing". Damn right, Werepig. I laughed so hard it was distressing The most amusing aspect will be watching your "better" players leave the sinking Shit over the next few months.

I was thinking that myself and came to the conclusion in this case no, it is not wrong. Kid will grow up to be a scrote anyway.

Even funnier was the shot of the Director's Box they have just shown.

Well, looks like I'll be seeing it. Would like to see Hopkins punch the shit out of him. Loving the anchor on Setanta, he doesn't reckon to the the ego that is Audley!

Great buy, I would have gone for one myself were I a Nikon shooter or didn't have so much investment in A-mount glass. I went with the A700 and have been happy with it so far.

It's all darkness and war

That is absolute quality!!!

Unfortunately crazy like rocket polishers. Booing the American anthem has shamed us.

That's funny! Always thought he was a word removed so it couldn't happen to a nicer guy.

That was what I was fearing! Not sure I can do the 5am job.

What channel is it on as a re-run? I've looked at the TV listings and can't see it.

Interesting point about the pricing of the cup game. You may not be aware but back in the day cup games up to a certain stage in the competition were part of the season ticket. That's the kind of tradition that would be welcome and probably wouldn't cost the club much. It seems we get Manure every year and lose anyway! Seriously, the club should do this. It would assure the attendance of every season ticket holder apart from those who simply wouldn't be able to go in any circumstances. Also, as Chris asks above: Hatton or Mayweather!

Oh shit, I love this. It is too good for words. "Hey, Big Phil, my names Little Dave but my friends call me Pornodwarf. This is Karren but nobody calls her that, it's virtually a nickname. Call her Slag. This is Werepig and his retarded brother. Anyway, introductions over. We want you to be the next manager of our club" "I see. Do you realise that am currently the manager of an excellent international team? I am under contract and live in splendour in a Mediterranean villa?" "Well, I live in a Neo-Roman place in Essex, it's seriously classy. Got loads of statues in the garden. Could sort you out with something like it" "Let me put this in terms you can understand. The statues you have in the garden have better movement and tactical awareness than the players you have on your books. The lack of class that your risible "Neo-Roman" mansion in Essex displays is entirely reflective of the team and club you are so desperate to sell. Do you have any pikey caravans in the grounds of your house? If not, you really should consider inviting the tinkers in to add a bit of class. Anyway, I digress from the point. You made me an offer. Your offer disgusts me. You disgust me. Your disgusting board repels me. Your fans are beyond disgusting and repellent. The only thing that seems right about all of this is your toilet of a ground. Your ground is entirely in keeping with every other aspect of your club. And you are wearing really shit shoes that you have had built up to make you look taller. By the way, are you wearing a butt plug right now? Do you need my middle man to say "No" or have you got it?" "Ah, you want some time to think about it, eh? Well don't think too long. We've got loads of word-class coaches lined up if you don't want the honour." "Pssst. Dave". "What is it Slag?". "Don't say that, everyone we've asked so far has told us to "**** off". "Shut it you stupid ****, have you never heard of playing hard to get?" "Errr, yes but have never actually done it."

Now you're just being plain silly, Rafa.

Terrific though it would be to have McClown at he Sty, is it all that likely? If his severance terms are the same as Sven's he won't take another job until the contract is either expired or very nearly so unless someone pays him more. It may be different in his case because Sven was being paid about 6k a day or something bonkers like that but if he had taken another job that payment from the FA would have stopped. I don't know what McClown was being paid but I would guess it is more than the filth are prepared to offer.

Methinks you don't quite understand Carson Yeung doesn't have the money to buy any decent club, thats how foolish and ready to sell the current owners are the current owners are amongst the richest people in the country, yet to them its always been a business and with the current TV deal have seen this season as the perfect time to recoup their investment The Golds and Sullivan have wanted out for a while (Sullivan for sure, there's quotes on that one) but the three of them have an agreement that when they sell they all agree and they all sell at once They've just lost the best manager they've had in the last twenty years, no seriously he is, the rest of them have been FAR worse. (I'm not saying he's good either, just the best they've had) The club is in more than freefall, its not like Bruce hasn't wanted to leave for a while, other clubs have tried to tempt him but the board have refused their advances, this time they found someone to pay absolutely stupid money (in managerial terms) so they've agreed but no-one in their right mind would take the club over in their current predicament, this situation is called MELTDOWN Imagine a large glacier made of bacon fat, its just halved in size and the juices are running through Small Heath Maybe hard to believe but it's all true and is as funny as ****. The current board have no buyer, no manager, their preferred option wants to join their ex-manager and the whole shebang is turning to dust in their mouths. They were so desperate they went for the quick sale option thinking they were going to get to cash in big-style. Big TV bucks, "quality" manager, no debt and not much spent on transfers in the summer to ensure the cash balance was good. Ho ho. Here comes the sucker, lets sell to him at an inflated price and ride our dildoes off in to the sunset. Well, here's the bad news, filth. he ain't got no cash and you ain't got no manager, prospective buyers or prospects. Enjoy your distribution of the parachute payment and please have nothing like good luck in replacing fistface. Give it a week and you can appoint McClaren you worthless losers.

Has Bruce had a facelift?

Time to go get some more booze, I think. Time to get ratted!

Ha ha ha! You can un-schtum now

**** you Blues!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I loved that smirk from Moore. The smirk of victory!!!