Jimzk5

ooooh lancs you only gone and posted one of oldest pub jokes ever.!

just reading between the lines, and an interview D`OL did for the bbc. "hopefully, we will know whats going on with the club, hopefully there will be a possitive outcome on the takeover" i really think someone knows something but isnt letting on. intresting how michael neville appears to have vanished off the face of the earth? he was in the papers giving us updates, has doug told him to shut it?

a big indicater will be this weekend. you have to pick pompey to pick up 3 points against sunderland, and blues will lose to evernot, leaving 2 games and 3 point gap. pompey will beat wigan and draw against liverpool, blues will beat newcastle and lose to bolton. pompey for me, not a case of heart ruling the mind, but its how it will be.

Birmingham City FC release there new "welcome to st.andrews" board

change of topic.... when was your first time? mine was in a caravan when i was 15

aint she got a mouth?

probably difficult when you keep shouting ANGEL...ANGEL at the top of your voice when ur bf is on the job....

it all depends on how often i see the missus, but probably 2-3 times a week, at least its once a week.

whats black and slides down nelsons columbn? winnie mandella

ive already posted this video a few weeks ago.

Doug Ellis releases his new book, forward by D`OL

right hears a comment D`OL made to sky after the shite game v evernot "Until things change, or we know what's happening, we've got to go with what we've got. that sounds to me like he thinks the takeover will go ahead in the summer.

why do scottish people where kilts? because the sheep run off when they hear the zip come down.

my favorits from father ted.... "dont call the bishop len, his a bishop, you never call him by his first name" dougle "hello len" Father jack "drrrink" "no father, remember you said you would give it up for our lord" "ARNOLD? WHOS ARNOLD?" father jack once he sobers up "WHERE ARE THE OTHER TWO?"

Rantin decides to put a personel ad in a newpaper looking for love, he was pleased to hear it was a red head that he would be meeting.....

there is no best sitcom,there all superb apart from rising damp and porrige, but ive never really watched either of them, steptoe and son is superb, and open all hours is okay, as is some mothers do av`em.

problem is that its a THEORY, most are made up by nutters who have nothing better to do. we can apply the same question to who shot kurt cobain, thats more of a clear cut case as theres shit loads of proof to show he didnt shoot himself

i laughed so much at that one.....

Wurzel discovers the reason his guitar was so cheap was because it was supplied by flat pack world.... (sorry for nicking ur original post paddy)

sven goran eriksson reminds Gareth Barry that no matter how much he tries, there no chance of him getting on the plane to germany David Beckham reveals just how special his relationship with Sven is toonlass told robb that she wanted a rabbit for he birthday, but was shocked when he baught her this alan curbishley shows his support to Doug Ellis after his recent ill health Doug shows fans that he isnt to old to run the club, and goes about a change of image And finally Doug shows his reaction to D`OLs transfer fund request

this is a classic, donkey has a stutter....... archy and his mate who he nicnamed donkey go into a pub, they stand at the bar.... archy-"right then donkey, what do you want" donkey- "a p-p-p-pint of b-b-b-b-bitter" so they get there drinks, go over to a table, archy finishes his pint, stands up and tells donkey hes going to the toilet, and donkey is to get the next round in. donkey gets to the bar, says to the barman "2 p-p-p-pints of b-b-b-bitter p-please" the barman looks at him and says, "you know, i think its a discrace your friend keeps calling you donkey" donkey looks back at the barman and says "he-or - he-or - he-or he allways calls me that"

ive read it loads of times that petchy was willing to sell up when they first come in with a bid.

unless this takeover goes through, we stand a chance of relegation next season. we will end up like west ham, a team many thought was to big to go down, but it will happen

how do you sell a pig to a midget? simple, bend down and say "alright mate, do you want to buy a pig?"