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i think there pencil lines to make it look like a six pack

Trim denies rumours that he is back on ket.

villatalk user wait in anticipation as the latest "lawro predicts" thread become live

i think he might be the whole of south america! mexico isnt south america. south america starts at panama, right next to mexico.

old man walks into a doctors surgery sits down and asks the women next to him "how old am i " "the woman says, i dont know, about 60?" the old man stands up and walks over to the receptionists window, and asks the same question "how old am i" the receptionist looks at him and says "i dunno, about 70"? the old man says, "no infact im 82" so the old man walks over to this old woman sitting in the corner, and asks the same question "how old am i"? the old woman looks at him, and begins to undo his zip on his trousers, she gets his cock out and starts playing with it, she starts to feel how much his balls way and after a while she puts the old mans cock in her mouth after a few minutes of playing with the old mans knob, she looks at him and says "i know how old you are, your 82 years old" the old man looks at the old woman amazed, and says "how did you know that" the old woman says "i heard you tell the receptionist"

wasnt that a joke mark "i bum alan hanson" lawronson made about wolves when they were in the prem.

real madrid anounce they are to play a friendly against birmingham city fc. as the real team arive at st.andrews the team begin to talk and come to conclusion that real madrid will be far to good for birmingham, so they decide to just let robinho play on his own against 11 bcfc players. so the rest of the real team nip down the local pub, after the match kicks off they put teletext on to see that Robinho has scored in the 12th minute on his own, happy they turn teletext off. at full time they put teletext on to see that the FT score was 1-1, with heskey scoring in the last minute for blues. of course the team were delighted for robinho so they head down to st.andrews to congratulate him, when they walk into the dressing room robinho is crying. the real manager asks him whats wrong Robinho says "i let you down lads, im sorry" beckham says "what! you scored against a premiership team on your own and got a draw" Robinho looks at the team and says "i know, but i got sent off after 14 minutes"

its david cameron the tory leader who is a big villa fans, and as oaks says blair supports the barcodes.

Gareth Keenen- aka Steve Stride.

bloke joins the army and gets sent over to iraq. after a few weeks his desperate for a shag, so he asks the other troops what they do for sex, one of them looks at him and points at a cammel. after thinking for another few days he gets so desperate he decided to give it a go, he goes over to the cammel and starts **** it, a fellow troop walks out of a tent and says "that unusual, all the other lads just ride the cammel into the brothel in town"

is that why they sell j-j-j-jamaican ginger cake in the club shop?

West ham were subject to a bid from a middle eastern cosourtium, and after months nothing came of that..... i do think that the comers have walked and that AVIL are searching for new backers. lets face it, how long in all honesty would it take to buy a club? you make an aproach, you look at the books, see how much profit/turnover the club is making, if all is well you make an offer, it is then up to the majority shareholder to recomend the offer to other shareholders. in all honesty it should only take a month or so to buy the club.....

come on.... more votes for liverpool please..... there so overated. i have a new ambition.... if i win the euromilions jackpot i want to buy anfield and burn it to the **** ground

How could you hate us? i have dislike towards freddy shepard, fat slimey bald rocket polisher. and the general way in which they conduct transfers. they clearly tapped up solano when he re-signed for you, and when we signed hughes and we said that we had agreed a fee newcastle come out with a statement denying all knowledge of the deal.

used to be man ure..... now i just hate everyclub in the league, but i have a real burning hatred for liverpool. bastards

a vicar knocks on a door to speak to the parents of there child who has been at sunday school. the father opens the door. vicar- "ive heard little johnny swearing in church" father- **** sake, its the family next door, ive told johnny not to go and play round there but he wont **** listen. vicar- "okay, ill ask them about it" runs round the neighbours and knocks on the door, a woman answers vicar- "ive heard the next door neighbours child johnny swearing in church, they said its your fault" woman" sorry father, i dont know what there talking about, anyway, would you like to come in for a cup of tea?" vicar- "na id better **** off ive got service to do"

the proper way to say that is i have a step ladder, my real ladder left home when i was 4 years old

instead of allthese little qoutes, why dont the commers or doug ellis release a proper **** statement instead of drip feading us information.

dunno if this has already been posted. in the sunday mercury theres an article saying the commer deal is not dead..... and ive been kind enough to scan it for you ****. http://tinyurl.com/ced7t

from the back of the express and star. (this is just a short hand type up) villa takeover will colapse according to martain swain. he claims an insider has told him michael neville is searching for other investors because the commers dont think villa offers value for money. after weeks of going through the books at villa park it shows that the club is not worth the £64 million doug values it at. and the valuation does not "stack-up" there are apparently a 6 strong team of investers willing to buy into the constortium but the commers are about to pull out, after michael neville has failed to convince them that its worth buying. but talks are still ongoing.

right........... so the papers break the news that villa will be taken over, only for the villa to come out and say that there has only been an aproach and no formal off has been made. 2 days laters skysports "ambushes" michael neville at his house to ask what is happening, he says something will happen within the month, that was november. december, a few weeks without a word and michael neville releases a statement saying the takeover will go through before newyear. 1 week after that statement were told that "avil" has been setup to push the takeover through. 1 week after that were told that it will take untill the end of jan to go through....... for **** sake. i lost intrest in this matter a few days ago, i now dont care if anyone takes us over. its a joke, the club cant do anything simple. if it is the commers who are holding up the deal than i dont want them to takeover as they will just do what ellis has.

to tell you the truth now ive lost intrest.

bob. ive read in various qoutes that the comers were originally intrested in the land villa own, doug valued it at £20million, but the comers then found out it was in a shit area of brum and couldnt really develop it. i still want the takeover to go through.

calm down lads

in the mirror there is a full page spread with an interview from HDE. some highlights include "i have sleepless nights worrying about the fans" "i actually played football, im not just a chairman" i suggest you go and by the paper, its a good read from HDE, where he basicly concedes that his reign is over.