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the evening times have said the takeover will still go ahead. http://tinyurl.com/bmvr8 i think the deal is still on, why would neville come out and say so only to pull out a few days later. its probably just the media, couldnt wait to burst our bubble

Get in the line. im first, ive just got a pair of pliers ready, im jangling the keys to my car. the second its offical its fell through im off to dougs house.

if it does fall through, i will personaly rip dougs nuts off.

i dont know what to think now...... today were told the deal is on and will be going through in new year, then were told its off.

one question. Will this signal the end for D`OLs villa tenure. i think so.

i was of the opinion that no news is good news. id sooner be kept in the dark than dougy babes saying the deal is dead, and it looks (hopefully) like the deal will go through. im not hoping for abromovich type owner who will just throw cash at players, im happy to do things like spurs have done it. signing young quility players who help the club short term as well as long term. Hopefully the new year will be the beggining of a new era for AVFC. all we need now is the blues to go down and ill be as happy as a vicar in a brothel.

i posted the same joke a few weeks ago.

a bloke goes to a medical clinic to have a sperm test, the doctor gives him a plastic jar and shows him into a room where he knock one out, after 2 hours the bloke walks out sweating, and out of breath. the doctor says "was there a problem" the patient says "problem, ive had it in my left hand, my right hand, under the tap, banged it off the table and i still cant get the lid off this jar"

A blonde, wanting to earn some money, decided to hire herself out as a handyman-type and started canvassing a wealthy neighborhood. She went to the front door of the first house and asked the owner if he had any jobs for her to do. "Well, you can paint my porch. How much will you charge?" The blonde said, "How about 50 quid?" The man agreed and told her that the paint and ladders that she might need were in the garage. The man's wife, inside the house, heard the conversation and said to her husband, "Does she realize that the porch goes all the way around the house?" The man replied, "She should. She was standing on the porch." A short time later, the blonde came to the door to collect her money. "You're finished already?" he asked. "Yes," the blonde answered, "and I had paint left over, so I gave it two coats. "Impressed, the man reached in his pocket for the £50. "And by the way," the blonde added, "that's not a Porch, it's a Ferrari."

i have a burning rage for coldplay aswell, they suck big floppy donkey cock big time. chris martin is a rocket polisher.

Me too! When he came to the front and stood up on the barriers, that was right in front on me. i had to pull this girl out the pitt cus she was getting trampled on, when i dragged her out she give me a kiss, i stayed away from the the pitt and dave jumped off stage and walked round, climbed up on to the seating area, when he walked back i touched his hair. it was funny when dave climed on that bloke on stage and pretended to hump him, and when he was takin the mick out of missy elliot. i am even in a pic on the website. heres aload of pics from the gig. http://tinyurl.com/8eg9e

saw them 2 years ago at the NEC and i touched dave grohls hair. Im not a fan of there later stuff, but there early albums are superb, my fave songs: Big Me Aurora Learn to fly Monkey wrench my hero everlong Tired of you.

how do you kill a circus? go for the jugular.

2 fat blokes standing in a pub, 1 fat bloke looks at the other and says "your round" the 2cnd fat replies "so are you"

just looked at the thread? what the f**k are you blokes on about? epic rings?

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff. ill get me coat.......

breaking story, its just been on the news that bird flu is infecting small cocks first. just thought i better let you know.

bloke walks into a pub with a piece of tarmac under his arm, says to the bar man "pint of bitter, and one for the road" ill get me coat.....

whats the differance between clint eastwood and anal sex? one makes your day, the other makes your hole week. (think about it)

bloke walks into a pub with a crocadile on a leed, the barman looks at him and says "get that out, you cant bring that in ere!" the bloke says "dont worry, its a special croc, it does tricks" barman says "tricks, what do you mean" so the bloke with the croc says "ill show you what tricks it does" so he unzips his trousers, gets his cock out and puts it in the crocs mouth, grabs a bar stool and hits the croc over the head, the croc bites down, and the man winces in pain. the barman says "christ you must be brave" the bloke says "would anyone else like to have a go?" 80 year old woman in the corner walks over and says "ill have a go, but dont hit me as hard as you hit that crocodile"

i dont play, but my maye does, and its all he bangs on about. i wish he would shut up!

definatly an optimist. always look on the bright side of life.

i think it will be close, i think Juan will hit the form book again this season, but phillips will be hot on his heels, it all adds for a good bit of competition dont it?

as a builder, my favortie paper has to be the sport, or as known amongst builders, "the builders bible". or the sun.