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Blandy I think he is implying Ellis will sell the club soon and we will be glorious once more :wink:

Did we need to know about your Teddy fettish? Tell us more :wink:. Ho Ho Ho. The dude exists, what more can i say.

(not Very PC, but here it goes) Did you hear about the dyslexic Satanist? He sold his soul to Santa.

Which strikers shuld start on Saturday, you decide. I am happy that Luke impressed against Burney now is surely the time fo him to step in for the un-passionate, under performing, Chelski loan star. We also have the option of having a single striker in a 5 man midfield formation. (it also makes our squad look better :wink:)

gone with Lil Lee, contoversial I know but he always looks interested and iotching to do well, if the others had that much passion we'd be on a long unbeaten run

it'd be nice if he did though

I refuse to vote on a partner for Shrek because personally id take Beattie and Defoe.

this post really is unhealthy! I don't think critisising our players as the weakest links is on because we know that anyone playing badly by their own ability (i.e. Barry) but still playing better than most players will enter this list it is too sentimental and controversial.

I was lmao today when he was on skysports talking about Heskey's non inclusion. he said somehting along the lines of... "Sven rang me on Sunday and told me why Emile wasn't in the squad, myself and Emile except that" "however this is not the end of the road for Heskey as an England player; Sven knows as well as me that there aren't many players like Heskey about" good job too Stve it takes the piss out of the Premier league with just the one.

Cabbage the way he does things sickens me, its not Yorke because he did do something for us, although I do dislike him with a passion now And £lli$ will be gone soon so i dont hate him that much.

We'll finish 3-4th believe it or not and we can push big time at Manure, who are the worst of the top 3. BTW did anyone see that Chris Eagles tackle on Alan Thompson? disgraceful!

Or indeed don't cash in show AMBITION and have Baros partnering Angel. Oh yeah Doug is still around!

Vassell has the hugest amount of natural ability but know it is up to him to inable it, also I think Luke Moore has more (see what I did there) which is scary for the future defences of the premiership!

I want Luke to partner Angel, BTW JPA changed your tune from lets sell Angel! To he is a starter but who should partner!

here here both of you!s I don't care, but I still think our signing is better aquisition than t'others. I think we need more quality signings though to stay above the pair of sty dwelling inbreds!

I've gone with YES, id you are good at selling yourself you'll make an absolute ton, if not you'll get along slowly but it'd have to run along side a current job. You obviously have the ability GO FOR IT mate

oh dear!

On a plane bound for New York, the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to standard since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving." Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, "I'm blonde, I'm beautiful, I'm going to New York, and I'm not moving." The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, "I'm married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this." He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde's ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the standard section mumbling to herself, "Why didn't anyone just say so?" Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said, "I told her the first class section wasn't going to New York."

Just kidding you Rabbit you are a true legend. (if you butter up the mods your life can only be good!) And another joke for you: A blonde tried to sell her old car. She was having a lot of problems selling it, because the car had 250,000 miles on it. One day, she told her problem to a brunette she worked with at the office. The brunette told her, "There is a possibility to make the car easier to sell, but it's not legal." "That doesn't matter," replied the blonde, "if I only can sell the car." "Okay," said the brunette. "Here is the address of a friend of mine. He owns a car repair shop. Tell him I sent you and he will turn the counter in your car back to 50,000 miles. Then it should not be a problem to sell your car anymore." The following weekend, the blonde made the trip to the mechanic. About one month after that, the brunette asked the blonde, "Did you sell your car?" "No," replied the blonde, "why should I? It only has 50,000 miles on it."

Well John it is a joke thread :wink:

A blonde is concerned about her weight, so her doctor puts her on a diet. "I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, and repeat this procedure for two weeks. The next time I see you, you'll have lost at least five pounds." When the blonde returns, she's lost nearly 20 pounds. "Why, that's amazing!" the doctor says. "Did you follow my instructions?" The blonde nods. "I'll tell you, though, I thought I was going to drop dead that third day." "From hunger, you mean?" "No, from skipping."

John lets face facts you are fantastic! you run the best Villa site on the net and you have a sense of humour its so refreshing.

That one was quite amusing.

Yes I could we could add to our Laursen a say D'Allessandro, a wonder kid, a striker a damn sight better than Heskey!

Aitken and DOL have been quoted sying they want to improve the quad I don't think this signing will