After a pub session around 10 of us went back to a mate's house to carry on. Sometime in the early hours the lady of the house burst into the front room going crazy. Somebody had taken a shit in the bath rather than the toilet which was literally only 2ft away from the bath. Nobody owned up and she kicked us all out. To this day nobody knows who did it, all I know is it wasn't me. Funny thing is though is nobody was to drunk to not know the difference between the toilet and the bath.