theunderstudy

Barry Bannans is the macarena one! Marc Albrighton = Barbra Streisand works perfectly.

Haha Blues laughed at us at losing to a late Stoke goal - karma's a bitch for the sty dwellers!

If we were being forced to buy the kit, I would be as angry as some people on here are! At the end of the day I would rather have the Mita Copiers kit with the round badge than this kit, so I would buy that. It's not obligatory to buy the kit. Wages need to be cut - Thanks to the previous manager No money spent on players - Thanks to the manager leaving 5 days before the season started Shambles with the kit - Thanks to Nike All the boards fault!

Spurs fans - after our kids showcased exactly what they can do, where are these super-kids a lot were boasting about? Bostock was the next big thing, and Parrett, and Caulker, and Kane... what has happened to them? Bostocks taking in loan football at Hull I think... but how are you going to get these kids integrated into your team? Answer, you aren't, which is a fatal mistake by 'Arry, he needs to start bringing players like Parrett through (who I thought was pretty good a couple of years ago) Thats one thing every team in the land can look enviously at (except Arsenal of course... their's is clearly better ) and thats our academy. Thank you Sid Cowans and team, thank you KevMac and team, you are doing our kids proud.

A-B-C-D Betcha didnt notice that! And the best thing is, Delfouneso is the only one out of them that hasn't been good this season (I'm being harsh on him, he's had one game) and the other three have signed lovely long contracts and Clark and Bannan are on the verge of being internationals.

Two of them are strikers. And one is a midfielder who has always had good strikers with 'em. Clark is one of the most exceptional young players ive seen in a long time, Bannan has a touch of gold.... he made his first ever league start in the top flight and bossed a Fulham midfield containing Danny Murphy and Jonathan Greening... ALbrighton is a better distributor of the ball than most wingers in the PL. Nowt wrong with optimism.

Cheikh Tiote is the one you're looking for there Stevo.

The only way to do it is to burn down the Nike headquarters... anyone with me? (For lgal purposes, I am not condoning or encouraging unlawful behaviour towards major corporations and/or their headquarters.)

Just speculating on which money spent where Bicks... although I reckon we'll definitely get a left back in. (please please please a good stirker!)

It's like Frost Nixon here, its feels like I'mtrying to make you slip up somewhere! (I prefer brown sauce, can't stand ketchup at all.) Favourite holiday destination?

15-19 for me. Cuellar (?) - £6m Carew gone for £2m Osbourne & Salifou on loan In Gervinho - £10m Hoarau - £14m Fabio (loan) - £1.5m loan fee. Speculation though. Don't want Cuellar to leave,m but I want a good froward and a back up left back.

I don't think I could stand having no legs. It would be handy to keep your arms though, no? Brown sauce or red sauce?

There's a fine line between an Irish accent and slipping into pirate. No, I tend to leave race alone, but I think like plenty on here, I wouldn't be out of place in an episode of South Park Not sure I can disagree with that, my humour is also fairly.... NSFW sometimes... I like a good harsh joke, like the Lily Allen one

The Colin Farrell in in Bruges Dublin irish Although I've got to say, my Arsene Wenger interview impression is spot on "Well er... I think err we "ave to be grateful of the point we gained today... Sometimes errrr... You 'ave to take the rough with the smoorh... And I didn't see it."

You mean you're an off the cuff racist?

BOF - what is the most amusing joke you have ever made?

I know this Im (as in, cor blimey guv, look at 'im. Muh-way (like "wheeeyyy! With an m at the start) Tin (tin can) Yan (like Jan Molby) Glad to be of help.

Deep south american, Dublin irish as someone at school was from Dublinand I imitated them to great comedic effect I struggled with Scouse until I started doing "eeeeeerm" and "not guilty mate" "eh eh change the track mate"

I can imitate a fair few, the scouse. Accent used to be a stumbling black, but now I think I've got that quite good. Australian, american, irish, welsh and a really stereotypical dutch are my gems in my repertoire.

That does not include any accent you already have!

BOF - what accent can you imitate the best? (Mine is either West country or Glaswegian)

BOF, how fast in metres per second can you reach, with a ginger carrying lube chasing you?

Was that really his first PL start? Didn't he do well?

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could (and had the inclination and ability to) chuck wood? There