Not to be sung - but to be read, like a poem, from the Holte End by every man & woman..
I would like to tell you how,
Villa became the talk of the town,
Martin O'Neill is a clever man,
With Randy Lerner, an american,
Spend some money on Young and Young,
Spend some more on Milner, not dung,
Almost break into the top four,
Then down to 6th, that's food for thought!
Next time round we'll make it better,
Sell Gareth Barry because he's a bed wetter!
Martin Laursen was a top man,
Bid him a farewell then make a plan,
Replace him with Dunne from Manchester City,
And buy James Collins, people thought he was shitty,
Buy Stewart Downing, move Milner to the middle,
Martin O'Neill is learning the fiddle.
Liverpool tonight and they're not gonna beat us,
Rafa has a face like a grown up featus.
Any thoughts?